One Wish!

[WTF?!]

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scottishman all have One Wish from a genie, the Englishman wishes for a house full of naked girls, the Scottishman wishes for a house full of whisky and the Irishman wishes for a house full of cigarettes.

A week later the genie returns and knocks on the Englishmans door and asks "So how have the girls been?" The Englishman replies "Fine its been wonderful."

The genie then knocks on the Scottishmans door and asks "So have you had a good drink?" The Scottishman replies "yeaah nott bbeen sobberr foor ha weeek!"

Then the genie knocks on the Irishmans door and asks "Have you smoked all of your cigarettes yet?" The Irishman then replies stressfully "Have you got a lighter mate?" : :bleh:

*If for any reason you cant read or dont understand the bit underlined this is what it says - Yeah not been sober for a week!...

Thanks...