Paddy Joke

[Dylan Calvert]

Paddy's on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire & he's up to £500,000.

The lights go down & Chris asks him the big question:

"Paddy, take your time, but for £1,000,000, who was the great train robber..?
"Was it:
a)    Ronnie Barker
b)    Ronnie Corbett
c)    Ronnie Biggs
d)    Ronnie O'Sullivan

Paddy thinks for a minute & say's "Chris, Oi'll take the money"

"Take your time Paddy, remember you still have your three life lines available" says Chris.

Paddy thinks again and says "No, oi'll take the money"

"You don't want to call a friend or go 50/50..?" say's Chris

"No, final answer, oi'll take the money"

"Ok everyone, give him a round of applause, Paddy wins £500,000".

Paddy gets up and takes the cheque and just as he's about to leave, Chris
turns round to him and says, "Before you go, you'll want to know the correct
answer"

Paddy said "No, yer alright. I know it anyway.

"What, says Chris, are you mad..?"

" Mad I might be, says Paddy, but i'm not a grass"!