Pattaya bar/go go recommendations & rip offs
And finally...
Back home now, but on my final night I did a bit of a solo crawl through all the gogos that I generally pass on because they seem off the beaten path or just never caught my attention enough to hit.
Nui's club- more girls outside hawking than inside. Seriously. 5 hawkers, 4 dancers, everyone bored looking.
Dollhouse - 6 galls on main seforum.xxxe (not one barfine worthy, imo), 2 gals on a mattress in the corner rolling around on each other in a pathetic attempt to reenact what goes on in Babydolls, Windmill, et all. They'd lose interest every 2 minutes or and just lay there, or start talking. The Muay Thai match outside was a far better draw than the club behind the ring.
New Star- found one cutie here. There were one or two others, but its a very small place. Maybe 5 gals dancing at once, many clothed. Probably another half dozen sitting around, but they did at least look interested in meeting a customer. I seriously considered taking the one that nicely approached me. She said it was her kind of place because it was small, the boss was nice and she only got one or two customers p/w, which is a pace she can live with. Definitely not a hardcore monger's place, but probably one you could find a gal in sometimes.
Misty's, second visit- saw nothing again and didn't even bother getting a drink this time. Sorry, I know others are keen on the place, but I've just had rotten timing there it seems.
The Sea- Very Japanese oriented. As a falang, I had no girls trying to look at me (or the other 2 falangs in the place), but the two dozen Japanese guys around were getting plenty of eye contact & flirty interaction. Didn't bother finishing my drink.
Naughty Girls- Some cuties, but again the crowd was heavily dominated by Japanese customers. Drank my one drink over 15 minutes and the only gal looking at me was rather homely.
Sueforum.xxxaby- one word... disinterest. From every angle. Decent club and some decent looking birds, but the gals didnt seem encouraged to talk to or even make eye contact with the customers. Customers looked bored because of it. Drank one quarter of my beer & left.
Carousel- Small and sad. Not sure why I even ordered a beer. I dont think I even took a sip of it before leaving.
Happy Agogo- this one had possibilities. Definitely a few barfine-worthy gals there, but it was somewhat crowded and I had a terrible seat. Bigger than I expected inside. You have to dodge down an alley of hawkers/touts to get to the place. Change the seat and cut down on crowd size and this would have been an alright place to hunt. Probably worthy of popping in to if you're out on the prowl.
Farenheit, second visit- Went in trying to find a good one to take home as I was ready to wrap up my crawl, but sadly no one really appealed to me this time. Certainly some pretty gals though. I sat with the gal my friend once fell hard for... using her for insider info on the other gals rather than buying them drinks only to find they only go ST or something similar. Spent 2 drinks only to not really find anything that suited me. Some were too hard, others had bf's (only went ST) and one I liked had already been ST twice that night and I found that turned me off. haha. Eventually thanked the gal for the info and moved on.
Ended up at Babydolls where I found a short & curvy cutie who was up for bringing her friend along for fun (no surprise coming from there). No games, no bs, just fun for all involved. Even let me snap a few pix as they gin hoi for each other. It was a good way to wrap up my trip... a nice threesome with a pair of fun gals that were actually trying to make one another orga$m when they went down on each other. It was a fit ending for a wild two weeks.
Final thoughts... I'd say for easy hunting, the more popular clubs (Baccara, Airport, Heaven Above) are more popular for a reason... it's hard not to find something you'll like there. The smaller ones require more work... almost like mining for a good gem. That's not to say you can't find a good one from a smaller place, because you can certainly find some very decent ones around if you put in the effort- and the smaller places often yield a less hardened gal. But the big, popular places are effortless. It's almost assured that if you sit there for a few drinks, you'll find a keeper (for the night- 555). If you want a threesome, you can find it around, but it makes the most sense to me to just start out in a wilder kind of place (Windmill, Babydolls, X-Zone, etc). I had two threesomes from Windmill and one from Babydolls. You wont find stunners there, but you can find cute & wild, which is fine by me. And finally I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that I really liked the 80's & 90's rock-n-roll music in Sweethearts. Plenty of decent gals to choose from, but I could also just sit there and drink a few beers just listening to the old school rock.
Happy hunting fellas...