pearly gates

[klkruft_us]

St. Peter is at the pearly gates interviewing the newly arrived.
'Welcome young man. Might I ask if you met with violence or had a peaceful death?'
'Well, my wife shot me. I came home early from a trip, hoping to suprise her with flowers and champagne. But, as I opened our apartment door I could hear voices and realized that she was cheating on me. So I came in and not finding anyone else there, I looked out the window and saw a man in his underwear on the front lawn. So I used all of my strength, picked up the regrigerator and threw it out the window on the man." Then she shot me.
"Good grief" says St. Peter. "Please sit over there for a few moments"
The next man comes forward and is asked the same questions.
The man said, " It was a hot night and so I stepped outside in my undershorts to cool off and suddenly was hit with a refrigerator"
St. Peter asks him to step aside while he greets a third man.
"Welcome Sir. Might I ask you about your death"
"Well", he said, "I was in this refrigerator........."