Perfect Solution

[Breezy]

If you wanna save money, do this:

Anytime you feel horny and you wanna go to a MP, run to the bathroom, jerk it, then walk back to your wallet and count the money you saved

Ive been MP-free for 6 weeks and counting Money's coming outta my a** now hehehe

 

[Wayne Z]

Not quite the same thing. I put lipstick on my hand with a little perfume and named her Rosie, but it still isnt as good as laying naked ontop of Cameron.

 

[maliboo_girl]

Whorny - Did you use a 12 step program or have you been able to do it on your own?

 

[Bill M]

At the next massageplanet.net party we can all get instruction.
All these savings may be enough to jump start the economy.

 

[Beckster]

That's a good one Whorny, one I've used plenty of times.

Another one is giving that girl (most of us have at least one) a call that is all about hooking up. The one you know is a sure thing. Take her to a movie, or bring some take out over her place, and get everything you'd get at an MP and much more for a fraction of the price.

 

[Baby Girl]

Have you been to a movie lately? Assuming you want to take that 'sure thing' out for the evening, let's break down the cost:

$25 ($12.50 x 2) for movie tickets
$15 popcorn & drinks at the movies
$50 dinner
==========================
$90

 

[omgxxxshoes]

Ummm...I wouldn't put the pasta in front of you....

maybe off to the side a little...

 

[robert p]

Hey - maybe Whorny is Catholic and decided to give it up for Lent. On a totally unrelated topic - has anyone ever tried Jergens hand cream - it really keeps your hands soft.

 

[neuve1]

Well firstly, where I'm from the movies are $8.50 a ticket so that would be $17 bucks. Secondly, you don't wine and dine a girl that's all about the hook up, so dinner would definitely be out. Popcorn and drinks might be added into that equation, but that's about it. But let's humor your total of $90. You still get more for your buck, than you would with an MPA.

All this being said, I'm not against going to an MP, I'm just playfully giving advice on how to save a buck every once in a while. I think all of us would rather have an MPA vs. the other suggestions.

 

[Pompal 09.]

F.. you guys. I just dropped $200 buck tonite. Where were you when I needed you.

bruce

 

[ami2werid4u?]

Im telling you man im so happy now... I look at my money stash that wouldve gone into some MPA's hand. and i smile

Ill visit an MP once in a while, maybe once in 2-3 months, but thats it. Ive set a limit. Before I used to go bi-weekly on average...

I dont understand these guys who go daily, sometimes even more than once a day. Geez.... Add up the money they spend, itll equal a mansion plus a ferrari all paid for. lol

 

[blues breaker]

Whorny...i cut back quite a bit as well...

but that urge builds up man...

next thing you know...you're in the car and off to your fav spot...

once every couple of months...just fine...hopefully the wine and dine thing is included...

 

[Sweetlollipop]

Gentlemen,

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This is a debilitating illness that effects 90% of the male adult population.
The condition is easily treated and there are no long term side effects if treatment is initiated as soon as TSB is detected.

What does TSB stand for?


Toxic Sperm Buildup