"Phys Ed"
The instructor must state the number of
students present by gender; for example,
"I have fourteen boys and thirteen girls in
attendance."
One day our principal was more than a little
miffed at having to remind several teachers
of the correct procedure. He was apparently
somewhat forgetful, too, when he checked
on the girls' physical-education instructor.
"I have twenty-seven pupils present, Sir,"
the instructor announced.
"Lady," he shouted through the intercom,
"I need s3x!"