Please note the punch line before sending the cops!!!!!

[rcpeabody1]

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you and what you did to me, I find my fingers convulsiving, I feel this urge to grab you and squeeze you ,,,,,,, I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the hot sleepless night, and what happened between us still leaves a tingling sensation in every part of my body.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without hesitation or invite, laid, full stretch on my naked body...you seemed to sense my dozing indifference and so you applied your hungry mouth to me with added frenzy, without any guilt or thought of my humiliation. You drove me near crazy as I awoke to feel your mesmeric form upon me. You drained me and try as I could I could not escape from your unyielding mouth.
Finally drained of my vital juices, I fell into a fitfull sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events, your frenzied attack upon my poor body. My flesh still bears the marks of your ravishing. I cannot forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...

With a newspaper you damned mosquito.