Police Visit At Your Neighbourhood MP

[uaktags]

I've been a hobbyist for 16 years now and this is the first time something like this has ever happened to me.

Had a massage at a 2nd story T.O. spa Saturday night. I'm in a room just off the stairs in the middle of a terrific session. I hear the sound of the chime on the door downstairs and a couple of male voices. Then I hear the thud of heavy boots coming up the stairs and the sound of a police radio. It appears LE are dropping by for a visit and a chat.

My MPA covers me with a sheet and flies out of the room closing the door behind her. At this point, I have no clue what to do. So I get off the table with the sheet wrapped around me and stand there with my secret life flashing before my eyes, thinking it's not going to be so secret anymore.

After a bit of conversation that I can't hear, one of the cops asks if there's a customer in the room I'm in. When my MPA says yes he asks her to open the door. I'm standing there holding the sheet and look the cop right in the eye with a stupid, sheepish grin on my face. He looks at me, gives his head the slightest shake and tells the MPA to close the door in a tone that says I'm the last thing on Earth he wants to look at.

More conversation overheard about licenses, etc. and I continue to stand there, thinking about what will happen if I refuse to give them ID with visions of a night in the cooler running through my now overactive brain. The conversation outside continues and they leave. The MPA comes back and says I'll get 5 extra minutes for the trouble. She then gives me some very valuable advice.

If the cops come by and the MPA is clothed (as mine was) there's almost nothing they can do unless they catch you dead-to-rights in the middle of something. She told me if it ever happens again, to cover up with a sheet and lie face down on the table. Don't get up and look like you were caught doing something naughty - like I did.

The session went another 20 minutes but needless to say I was a little distracted. Still, it was a happy ending and a valuable lesson learned.

 

[factxry]

There was a happy ending after that!!!
That must have taken some serious focusing.

 

[Quicksand]

Another advice. If you're questioned by LE, never never never lie. This will only get you in deeper trouble (see what happened to Martha Stewart). It's always better to not answer than to lie. You are under no legal obligation to answer any questions, and if you do talk, don't be too eager to divulge details. Needless to say, don't admit to anything which is clearly self-incrminating. Remember, the onus is on the LE/Crown to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you committed the crime.

 

[Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!]

So if they do write you a ticket what is the best way to keep it on the down low? Run to the mailbox every morning???

 

[casi]

Here's some info...there should be no laws broken by a customer in an mp. Laws are applicable to the mpas and owners and if a customer is there, you are the evidence for LE that a massage was actually taking place. You may be summons to attend court to give that evidence, or any other information you give to LE. If you dont want this to happen, make sure you are in a licenced place with a licenced MPA.

 

[Rodina]

Angelinamassage! What is different (for clients)
between body rub, aromatherapy and holistic licenses in GTA?

What are you permitted to do? (Body Rub & Holistic in GTA)

Thanks!

 

[Pompal 09.]

What dydx said.

I have found that when dealing with the police that if you are honest (but not culpable) they are pretty cool.

I was in an MP when the cops busted in. The asked me if the girl was naked I said yes they took my name and my ID and that was that. It was about 2 years ago in EBC.

 

[jenny_lynn_23]

You can be charged with "'found in a common bawdy-house", which is a summary offence, so no jail time and no criminal record (well almost). MP can be deemed a bawdy-house, even if no "prostitution" is happening there. If they suspect that "practice of acts of indency" is happening, then you can be charged. As others have noted, the clients rarely get charge with anything, and that's largely because the law is wrongly or rightly skewed to punish the ones providing the service.

 

[fendergrl97]

lol... this must have happened at the penthouse spa...

not to point fingers or anything but just a random guess.

 

[Wired up]

I do believe this place was licensed. The heart is now out of the throat.

 

[dull_sux]

It's never fun when the boys in blue show up. I had the pleasure once. It was rather uncomfortable chating to them. Unfortunatly that is the risk you take!!!

 

[Janina]

A little off topic but I have a good story that is somewhat related.
I was in an MP in Mexico about 6 months ago. I was lying there in all my glory getting a nice massage when all of a sudden the door is kick in and I have a automatic rifle in my face. It was the Federalis (Mexican Federal Police).

The officer seemed very nervous - which made me quite nervous because he hand was on the trigger. The MPA ran into the bathroom and I was left there with my schlong swinging listening to the officer barking out orders. Thank god I speak decent Spanish.

After I showed him my passport he left. It turns out they were looking for a drug cartel leader who was supposedly in there.

 

[Allmosquitos.com]

Note to self.... No body rub in Mexico.

 

[Tanners Mommy <3]

Besides being lucky this nervous cop didn't shoot you, you're also lucky he didn't keep your passport (as has been known to happen).

 

[Lara]

I was lucky he did not take my passport but they were on a mission to find one person. They were not looking to shake me down for money like the local police do in Mexico. The Federal Police are much more professional there than the locals.

The local police are the guys who say they are arresting you and only want you to give them cash to let you go. I travel there alot and for a few years it was under control but it is getting worse again since the economy has gone down hill, especially in the border towns.

 

[amanda and star]

I just found the answer to what I was looking for.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13557&highlight=license