Prayer

[homedman]

Women's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love all the time,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will make love to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

Man's Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a boat. Amen

 

[whoishow33]

I obvously need some of your IT training BUT

I really do not know about this Rosie !

There is a certain lack of logic to the penultimate line of the womans prayer, but I think we men must defend ourselves about the alleged mens prayer.

I will leave it to the more eloquent men in HP to comment on the joys of a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac, but I would certainly not seek out enormous boobs. enormous - No. in proportion yes

What is HP coming to, in one day we have allegations of men wanting deaf and dumb out of shape nymphomaniacs,and in another thread on the same day exercises to widen one "m----- "which Venetian quickly and dicreetly has corrected to "mind"