oddly enough i heard this from my grandpa :hmm:
Two priests are standing in front of two urinals taking a piss and one priest looks down at the other ones penis.
The Priest sees a nicotine patch on the other ones penis. He asks the other Priest "Isn't that patch supposed to be on your arm."
The Priest with the patch says "No, its working good so far, im down to two buts a day."
now imagine a distirbed 70 year old man telling you that :hmm: