Rabbit escapes from laboratory

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"Wow, this is great," he thought.

It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he
saw a wonderful sight - lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling
at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped.
Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so
good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots
growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most
succulent carrots. They were wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as
well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely
full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other
rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.

"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there?"
he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag
them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out
until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys.

"That was fantastic," he panted.
"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you
liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory.
I'm dying for a cigarette."