SEMI-LEGIT
Understanding that beauty/experience is in the eye of the beholder, I find over 75% of the "positive" reviews here to be greatly exagerated with the bad reviews usually being the more accurate of the two. I don't know if it's a personal standards thing but within the semi-legit; basic massage and ending realm - which is the only criteria here - going for looks over traditional service and finish is ridiculous. I avoid what I find unattractive but even those who provide me service are not typically people I would look twice at in a regular setting. Standard rates and tips apply for HE service.
Golden Wellness - East Wilmot
Go-to place for relaxation in the cheap. $60 gets you half hour foot massage and 45 min - 1hr full body massage. Shower in every room. Currently the chubby but busty August offers a mean Thai massage and pulls out her impressive boobs without asking on the finish. Motorboat at will. Pretty clean but towels could use some freshening. Mamasan still gets in on the act... she ain't candy but her massage is solid and she uses her feet on your ass if you let her.
Tulip - East Wilmot
This is a hit and miss place where the gambling is good. It's fun finding a gem and you can here every so often but they'll be gone before you know it. East Wilmot plaza is the crapshoot zone of the Parlour hobbyist. Showers in each room that I saw, fresh towels and shitty Asian elevator music. They borrow girls from next door if you're not feeling the selection and keep pulling them outta their ass until you find one you like. Massage was below average but the ending has always been fun and liberal and requests are granted eagerly.
Just Relax - East Beaver Creek
Heard a lot about the place but I lasted about five minutes before walking out. Massaging my feet or my body with gloves is a no-no. So is doing the foot massage outside of the massage room. I consider the foot massage part of the build up and add it any time I can. I stopped halfway through this gloved version, paid and left. Refuse to waste my time or money on anything less than what I'm in the mood for.
San San - Spadina
Exact same deal as Just Relax, though they switched masseuses halfway through to satisfy my no gloves policy. She hinted at me to extend my visit with an aggressive thigh massage as I sat but by then my mood was tainted. I enjoyed a very good finish to my reflexology session, paid and left. Curiosity might bring me back but I might also get hit by lightning.
Soul of Love - Hwy 7/Bayview
Nice privately run spot in a modest house behind an office and retail building. Another place where the massage is always solid with many variations on the traditional finish available. Coco isn't a looker but her body is with a big, bouncy front and a good grip while Yo-yo is a spinner that always feels like she just hopped out of the shower does most of her work atop the table and loves to sit on you. Very comfortable service and treatment. Feels like you just crashed a college post-grad slumber party.
U Beauty - Yonge St.
Just opened up in Richmond Hill and offer a $50 an hour body massage in a cramped three room space upstairs. No lookers on site but all had a dirty MILF vibe that filled the air. Didn't get the name of my attendant but she was nice enough, polite with conversation but mechanical in the end. Massage was not very good.
Yi Ren - Midland/Finch
Anna has big boobs? Um, no. Liberal? Not really. Disappointment in every way here and it made me question the standards of some commentators. Taking cues from the experienced backfired badly and unfortunately this was another in a long line of "WTF are they talking about?" moments. Cramped room, social entry, dudes at the desk (I didn't return until they weren't there another day, which caused me to miss Amy's supposed DD's) and me never to return. Ever.
West Drive Spa - Parkhurst Plaza
Late night with Sonia proved acceptable. Good looking petite girl with non-existent massage but excels at direction on the flip. We were in a pretzel as she finished me and smothered her feet in my face. No mention of tips before or after one was left and kinks were worked out. A definite bargain bang for the buck massage spot with a roster of service respected MILFS. Good size rooms, showers and one of the more discreet entrances in the dirty plaza at Parkhurst.
Atlantis - Parkhurst Plaza
Probably my favourite experience. Standard size room and showers. Dim and mysterious in the back hallway with the rooms. Was ushered into one with a decent looking Spanish girl but she wasn't better than the attendant ushering me so I asked if she was working. Was quickly led to another room, helped to shower and then returned after I dried off. I never ask names but it may have been Minka; a dark, toned Asian with big fake tits and an exotic face. Another ho-hum massage but she excelled at the finish, allowing my to have my way as she did. Faces were sat on, feet were washed and in mouths.
J&L - Bayview/Weldrick
Place is very clinical and the shower is shared but both of the massages there were proper. Could be Yo-yo that was first, a petite girl who seems to enjoy the entire process of the session from beginning to end. Jenny performs a better massage though and straddles you at the end to finish. I massaged her feet as she worked and in a minute she had pulled off her socks, squirted lotion in them and asked me to rub. I obliged and finished with her stepping on my face. Would've returned but my understanding is that Jenny is no longer there. Sheeeeeeeeee-it.
Blue Sky - Kennedy/14th
Another overrated review for "big tits" and good service but Cici had neither in my opinion. Nothing bad but nothing good and upon realizing I was there for the standard massage her energy drained. Mine did too. We had a laugh and she went through the motions and finish with no extra charge. Nice enough accommodations but geared towards services I'm not interested in. She recommended I go next door to E&M and ask for Michelle. Cool.
Hot Rocks - Woodbine/Hwy 7
Matures at their not-so finest and the spa most set up like an old school men's club. Gear for you to wear, lockers to use, walk-through shower room to the massage rooms and a scrub room for the body washers. The climate changes here often and the open air concept of most of the rooms doesn't lend itself to much privacy. Most of the staff provide great massage and good enough finish with some variation but can be comparatively conservative to most MPA's, dress clinical and seem hesitant. That said it is its own experience, man.
Menscape - Wilson Heights/Shepard
Got a topless, hands allowed, 45-minute pedicure from a tall 40 something blonde for $75 here. At that price I assumed it included a foot rub and finish considering a regular pedicure cost $25. I was in no mood to pay the $40 tip for additional care but rounding up the total to $100 bought me what I was there for, including the Russian finish she initiated. Would never return as a matter of principle but if you like fun while you manscape (the waxing attendant should have an interesting gimmick) then this is your joint fool.
Independents
ANNA - Yonge/Shepard
Nice condo, tight but well decorated quarters with a shot of whatever you please offered at the bar. Anna is a 30-something good-thick South American with big boobs that sit right. She wipes often if you touch her during the session which as weird and was mechanical to end but the view and access is great while she does. Very impersonal which can be a fun game too, I guess.
AGNES - Yonge/Weldrick
A small condo houses this exotic looking mystery. She'll talk all day about her professional and medical standards in the art of prostate massage and release but she's just a slow and cautious builder who becomes less and less clinical and medical-minded with each visit. You'll want to just to see the rack though I stand by my opinion that most women, even the very attractive ones, look better with their clothes on.
LORA - Yonge/16th
Another small condo nearby Agnes with a provider that doesn't exactly come as advertised. She's older than the younger pics of herself she pushes but is a sweet old bag with good intentions. Fit enough for a lady pushing GILF status and she spontaneously wrapped her feet around the D after a shitty massage and fantastic butt rub. By the time I finished showering she was in her living room painting on a canvas naked with her artwork on walls and easels surrounding her. I got outta there before she fell and couldn't get up.
Ai - Don Mills/Sheppard
Clean and tidy private spot near Fairview recommended for the massage actually, though I was aware Ai goes above and beyond that call of duty. Her body is killer and tits are amazing and for pushing 50 its all impressive. The 15 minutes of massage was so-so for the 30 minutes but the second half of the sesh was edging heaven. Gave my butt a good rub and spanking in the process with many variations on the way to the end. Not usually my cup of tea but she's so nice and accommodating and eager to please that I'd might have considered returning if the massage had lived up to its billing.
Understanding that beauty/experience is in the eye of the beholder, I find over 75% of the "positive" reviews here to be greatly exagerated with the bad reviews usually being the more accurate of the two. I don't know if it's a personal standards thing but within the semi-legit; basic massage and ending realm - which is the only criteria here - going for looks over traditional service and finish is ridiculous. I avoid what I find unattractive but even those who provide me service are not typically people I would look twice at in a regular setting. Standard rates and tips apply for HE service.
Golden Wellness - East Wilmot
Go-to place for relaxation in the cheap. $60 gets you half hour foot massage and 45 min - 1hr full body massage. Shower in every room. Currently the chubby but busty August offers a mean Thai massage and pulls out her impressive boobs without asking on the finish. Motorboat at will. Pretty clean but towels could use some freshening. Mamasan still gets in on the act... she ain't candy but her massage is solid and she uses her feet on your ass if you let her.
Tulip - East Wilmot
This is a hit and miss place where the gambling is good. It's fun finding a gem and you can here every so often but they'll be gone before you know it. East Wilmot plaza is the crapshoot zone of the Parlour hobbyist. Showers in each room that I saw, fresh towels and shitty Asian elevator music. They borrow girls from next door if you're not feeling the selection and keep pulling them outta their ass until you find one you like. Massage was below average but the ending has always been fun and liberal and requests are granted eagerly.
Just Relax - East Beaver Creek
Heard a lot about the place but I lasted about five minutes before walking out. Massaging my feet or my body with gloves is a no-no. So is doing the foot massage outside of the massage room. I consider the foot massage part of the build up and add it any time I can. I stopped halfway through this gloved version, paid and left. Refuse to waste my time or money on anything less than what I'm in the mood for.
San San - Spadina
Exact same deal as Just Relax, though they switched masseuses halfway through to satisfy my no gloves policy. She hinted at me to extend my visit with an aggressive thigh massage as I sat but by then my mood was tainted. I enjoyed a very good finish to my reflexology session, paid and left. Curiosity might bring me back but I might also get hit by lightning.
Soul of Love - Hwy 7/Bayview
Nice privately run spot in a modest house behind an office and retail building. Another place where the massage is always solid with many variations on the traditional finish available. Coco isn't a looker but her body is with a big, bouncy front and a good grip while Yo-yo is a spinner that always feels like she just hopped out of the shower does most of her work atop the table and loves to sit on you. Very comfortable service and treatment. Feels like you just crashed a college post-grad slumber party.
U Beauty - Yonge St.
Just opened up in Richmond Hill and offer a $50 an hour body massage in a cramped three room space upstairs. No lookers on site but all had a dirty MILF vibe that filled the air. Didn't get the name of my attendant but she was nice enough, polite with conversation but mechanical in the end. Massage was not very good.
Yi Ren - Midland/Finch
Anna has big boobs? Um, no. Liberal? Not really. Disappointment in every way here and it made me question the standards of some commentators. Taking cues from the experienced backfired badly and unfortunately this was another in a long line of "WTF are they talking about?" moments. Cramped room, social entry, dudes at the desk (I didn't return until they weren't there another day, which caused me to miss Amy's supposed DD's) and me never to return. Ever.
West Drive Spa - Parkhurst Plaza
Late night with Sonia proved acceptable. Good looking petite girl with non-existent massage but excels at direction on the flip. We were in a pretzel as she finished me and smothered her feet in my face. No mention of tips before or after one was left and kinks were worked out. A definite bargain bang for the buck massage spot with a roster of service respected MILFS. Good size rooms, showers and one of the more discreet entrances in the dirty plaza at Parkhurst.
Atlantis - Parkhurst Plaza
Probably my favourite experience. Standard size room and showers. Dim and mysterious in the back hallway with the rooms. Was ushered into one with a decent looking Spanish girl but she wasn't better than the attendant ushering me so I asked if she was working. Was quickly led to another room, helped to shower and then returned after I dried off. I never ask names but it may have been Minka; a dark, toned Asian with big fake tits and an exotic face. Another ho-hum massage but she excelled at the finish, allowing my to have my way as she did. Faces were sat on, feet were washed and in mouths.
J&L - Bayview/Weldrick
Place is very clinical and the shower is shared but both of the massages there were proper. Could be Yo-yo that was first, a petite girl who seems to enjoy the entire process of the session from beginning to end. Jenny performs a better massage though and straddles you at the end to finish. I massaged her feet as she worked and in a minute she had pulled off her socks, squirted lotion in them and asked me to rub. I obliged and finished with her stepping on my face. Would've returned but my understanding is that Jenny is no longer there. Sheeeeeeeeee-it.
Blue Sky - Kennedy/14th
Another overrated review for "big tits" and good service but Cici had neither in my opinion. Nothing bad but nothing good and upon realizing I was there for the standard massage her energy drained. Mine did too. We had a laugh and she went through the motions and finish with no extra charge. Nice enough accommodations but geared towards services I'm not interested in. She recommended I go next door to E&M and ask for Michelle. Cool.
Hot Rocks - Woodbine/Hwy 7
Matures at their not-so finest and the spa most set up like an old school men's club. Gear for you to wear, lockers to use, walk-through shower room to the massage rooms and a scrub room for the body washers. The climate changes here often and the open air concept of most of the rooms doesn't lend itself to much privacy. Most of the staff provide great massage and good enough finish with some variation but can be comparatively conservative to most MPA's, dress clinical and seem hesitant. That said it is its own experience, man.
Menscape - Wilson Heights/Shepard
Got a topless, hands allowed, 45-minute pedicure from a tall 40 something blonde for $75 here. At that price I assumed it included a foot rub and finish considering a regular pedicure cost $25. I was in no mood to pay the $40 tip for additional care but rounding up the total to $100 bought me what I was there for, including the Russian finish she initiated. Would never return as a matter of principle but if you like fun while you manscape (the waxing attendant should have an interesting gimmick) then this is your joint fool.
Independents
ANNA - Yonge/Shepard
Nice condo, tight but well decorated quarters with a shot of whatever you please offered at the bar. Anna is a 30-something good-thick South American with big boobs that sit right. She wipes often if you touch her during the session which as weird and was mechanical to end but the view and access is great while she does. Very impersonal which can be a fun game too, I guess.
AGNES - Yonge/Weldrick
A small condo houses this exotic looking mystery. She'll talk all day about her professional and medical standards in the art of prostate massage and release but she's just a slow and cautious builder who becomes less and less clinical and medical-minded with each visit. You'll want to just to see the rack though I stand by my opinion that most women, even the very attractive ones, look better with their clothes on.
LORA - Yonge/16th
Another small condo nearby Agnes with a provider that doesn't exactly come as advertised. She's older than the younger pics of herself she pushes but is a sweet old bag with good intentions. Fit enough for a lady pushing GILF status and she spontaneously wrapped her feet around the D after a shitty massage and fantastic butt rub. By the time I finished showering she was in her living room painting on a canvas naked with her artwork on walls and easels surrounding her. I got outta there before she fell and couldn't get up.
Ai - Don Mills/Sheppard
Clean and tidy private spot near Fairview recommended for the massage actually, though I was aware Ai goes above and beyond that call of duty. Her body is killer and tits are amazing and for pushing 50 its all impressive. The 15 minutes of massage was so-so for the 30 minutes but the second half of the sesh was edging heaven. Gave my butt a good rub and spanking in the process with many variations on the way to the end. Not usually my cup of tea but she's so nice and accommodating and eager to please that I'd might have considered returning if the massage had lived up to its billing.
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