Refund

[Sian Brock]

Lmfao,I must remember to try that next time, I want a refund and they wont give me one. :​

 

[Falling...]

omg missy too funneh! :clap : :







light of the world shine on me
love is the answer*

 

[tjrqwhln]

Lmao that was a good o​

ne!

 

[? ?n?????? ?]

what's so great about pasting from a site?

 

[curvygurl77]

You guys are great with these!

 

[Josh Muller]

lol..................

 

[Cord]

:clap:clap:clap:clap
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[ReeYzk]

Lol I liked that one.

 

[prettyBoy]

A woman went to a department store service counter and told the assistant
that she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The assistant told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"Pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples!"

The befuddled youngster ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers.

The manager came to the woman and asked, "Madam whatever is the matter?"

She explained the problem with the toaster and he repeated that the policy
is not to give a refund on goods bought on special.

Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed, "Pinch my
nipples, pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples!" and in so doing, drew an even
bigger crowd.

In shock, the store manager pleaded, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman said, "Because I like to have my nipples pinched when
I'm getting screwed!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.