Repent Sinners! The End is Near...

[smartgirl06010]

Alas it is time for me to reveal my true self

 

[Giggles]

I can't wait for confession.

 

[big city]

Rusty is beyond salvation. His basement is full of debasement.

 

[Scuby]

Besides IT, my basement is the place to be. It has everything a stereotypical male enjoys.

 

[ninety9point8]

we will know the end times are near when Nona blows on the trumpet.....

 

[midnight_ashes]

I feel like taking a dive in the blue lagoon.

 

[bbkb]

I can assure you on a higher authority that Ref is not the Minister of Faith from the Church of Oppression. But rather a lonely pastor at Our Lady of Perpetual Agony.

 

[Emma Jean]

Is there lots of red wine for communion? Count me in!

Al Cohol

 

[Pittsburgher -Glen Coco-]

Yea, I look forward to the cleansing of our sins. With baby oil.

 

[pureinsomniac]

Are you volunteering to cleanse my sins with baby oil geez?

 

[crazy candy]

God has instructed me to take over IT. I trust that you will join the cause and support this challenge both emotionally & financially.

Remember Paul, Jesus loves you.

 

[No can do Obama!]

I was thinking more of how I would cleanse the true sinners...the women. Those temptresses with their undulating bodies...fear not brothers, I will take this task on alone, and repeat it as many times as necessary until their sins are truly rubbed away. I will ask no other to help me, lest they be tempted into more sin themselves...

 

[TK-421]

geez, you are almost as selfless as Ref in your quest for salvation.

 

[Bojan]

I'd prefer mineral oil when I'm repenting if available, thanks.

 

[Abuhurairah]

Don't listen to the Reverend Ref - all you wayward souls are beyond salvation. Besides, you're more the salivation than salvation types. Go worship at the altar of the Y and enjoy yourselves.

 

[one x sweet]

...is on high alert