Review - 42DD Prostate Nurse

[Pompal 09.]

It was a cold and windy monday night and jimmyjamm had nothing to do, visited a couple of friends, meet someone for a drink, drive around bored out of my skull.............hey there's an eye magazine in the back of the car, maybe i'll go for a little rub down. At that point i should've turned the car around and gone home.Called a few numbers, nobody answering....... oh hold on some 42dd lady off of the danforth perfect, she's a nurse even better, hydassage, what the hell is that, sounds like fun !!!!
First of all the apartment is a huge one off of brodview and danforth. No problem getting an appointment or parking or getting upstairs ( that was very positive ). I go upstairs, and of course get let into the apt. the same way every girl does it, they hide behind the door like a ghost is opening it, no probs though its just funny! She says she's 40 probably a little bit older, not very attractive though. She says she's 42dd nah problay 44 or 46d. The bedroom is decked out in reflexology posters and such to make it look like you've walked into a doctors office. There is a huge table with oils and contraptions and of course the massage table. Now if you've never had a hydrassage then your in for a treat or shock. The table is draped with lots of plastic sheets, this also continues on the floor so nothing gets wet that shouldnt. A HYDRASSAGE IS LIKE EXPERIENCING WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE A BABY COMING THROUGH THE WOMB! She lathers you up with soap, EXTREMELY HOT WATER, oils, i think she adds shaving cream and more EXTREMELY HOT WATER ! When she's done all the massaging she likes to finish you while your on your stomach and for some odd reason wants to shove a finger up your you know what (i didnt go there). I flipped over so i could play with these so called 42dd, but not much playing here, you can just touch for a little bit and thats all. Some interesting dirty talk though. All for 100.00

Location: 6/10 I've been to worse
Looks : 4/10
Body: 3/10 Much bigger then described on the phone
Massage: 9/10 I'm giving that to her cuz its very different then anything else i've had!
Release: 7.5/10

Overall : Man I dunno, its the weirdest and koolest feeling all at once, maybe if she looked what she stated on the phone, didnt use so much hot water and didnt try to stick her fingers in my booty then i'd give her higher marks!

 

[nOtPoOdLe]

Stay away from personal ads in the EYE and NOW mags. I've tried a few and have been less than satisfied everytime. They almost always overstate thier beauty, and without sounding too shallow, they're usually "not pretty enough" to compete in an MP and that's why they do the personal add.

 

[angelinaguerin23]

Yes, I agree with with Toke.

Stay away from Eye Magazine and Now, they're almost always a waste of time and money. SP's work in an industry which is mostly unregulated, has no barriers to entry, no code of conduct or professional ethics, and no governing body to regulate standards of conduct and discipline members. It's strickly pay your money and take your chances.

Most of the women in Eye and Now are of the "low-rent" variety.
They count on the fact that once you've taken the time and effort to arrange to meet them at some remote location, you'll stay for service even though you're disappointed with what you discover.

drooler

 

[warren v]

Ahh, Jimmyjamm, I can sympathize with you on this one. I'm reprinting a review I had written of her on another thread a couple months back. Thought you'd like to compare notes with this excerpt:

 

[Due October 1st!]

Agreed. Personal ads are always a bad idea. I checked out Jayden last year and she described herself as 30years old, 36DD, and a 28inch waist. After i got there I realized she was over 40, probably a 48 C and at least a 38 inch waist. She was huge and the massage itself was good and cheap- nude for 60/hr. But i was mislead and would bever have gone if i had of known the truth

 

[Tina M]

I think she posted her Ad ten years ago......

LOL

 

[Russ]

Her name is Beatrice, right? Well, a buddy of mine couldn't walk straight for a week after her anal probing.

 

[WhatFunHeresLisa]

WHY DO SOME GUYS LIKE THE ANAL PROBING........DONT THEY KNOW IT HURTS! IF A GIRL WANTS TO ANAL PROBE YOU AND SHE'S NOT GOREGEOUS......................SAY NO! OR YOU'LL BE WALKING FUNNY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!


JIMMYjaMm

 

[jcaddyer]

Geeeeez. A hundred bucks to have a fat broad pour scalding water on your bag and shove a finger up your ass. Not bad.
At least it sounds better then my night at I Don Knows.

 

[XYZ]

Hope you didn't catch anything

 

[Artie]

I can't say I like it, but I got one because the aliens didn't give me that option...

 

[Yadira from LA]

Excuse me JJ if I lack sympathy, but if you called an ad describing massage by a "prostate nurse" in the erotic massage section of one of the city's independent newspapers, what the hell did you expect (re fingers in booty)??? Perhaps a little anatomy lesson is in order!