Review _ Studio B - Maria

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By far the most DISAPPOINTING encounter that I've reviewed.

Scorecard:
10= perfection
9 = excellent
8 = honours
7 = fair value
6 = acceptable
5 = passing grade
4 = failure
3 = downright horrible
2 = a sucker for punishment
1 = rollover your eyes and fantasize on the cute poster girl instead.
0 = major ripoff! Give the money to them and do it yourself.


Location for discretion:

Studio B - 2.50
In plain f**king view of the smokers across the street from Future Shop.

Accessibility & convenience

Studio B - 2.00
Along Kennedy north of Lawrence Ave E (in Scarborough).
Must call several times (book appointment and not have it be acknowledged) , walk up the 2nd floor to have DO NOT DISTURB sign, wait in the stairway or wait in the car or pace yourself impatiently in the 3rd rate strip plaza. Bad omen!

Service: MPA - Maria (20 year old - busty)

Attractiveness:

Face: 6
Body: 4 (YMMV - but she would not turn heads in a shopping mall).

In reality she is more big-boned.
She has a dark olive complexion; previous posts on her persian background is somewhat off.

Yes she is curvaceous but there are noticeable sags and folds.
She is 5'6 - 5'7" in height, approximately 140 lbs, reasonable breasts but their best days are gone.

I will say her attitude befits her age (non-attentative) and has a "let's get it over attitude".
Spent $100 for nude and door fee in total.
For $40 dollars more I could have immensely enjoyed myself at HFH!!

Technique:
Massage: 1.00 (light swishing of the hands over the back, I think ONLY my back hair must have enjoyed it!).

Finish: 3.00
Very mechanical, no teasing, lacks sensuality on her part.
Felt stubble on her legs....ouch!!
Maria did not make full use of her assets. Limited touching and kissing on her body.
No pearls allowed as this is considered body slide.

* She was even chewing gum. That about says it all.

Repeat Factor: 2.00
* Not even if you paid me to go.

Where else can we find a MP in the east end with the calibre and talent similar to IT and HFH?
The benchmark has been set by them.

Sorry Studio B. I'm not coming back. By the way I went twice to give this place the benefit of the doubt.

Satisfaction level: 2.50

I'm official finished! No, not retired. hehehe

Finisher

 

[Zephyr - That Skate Kid]

WTF has happened to StudioB?

I haven't been there since I posted "StudioB - A Definitive Review". Sounds like the attendants are going downhill. I also heard through the grapevine that Simone left (she was definite HFH calibre as far as looks go). That alone brings down the average in a huge way.