Review: Emma of Bay/Charles

[Whitna]

Well, took the day off and decided to start the day with a nice massage. I read about Emma on massageplanet.net and I had $60 burning in my pocket, so I decided to try out this lady. The place was right at the corner of Bay/Charles. Now on with the review:

Looks: Emma is very European looking. If I had to guess where she is from, I would have to say Romania. She is good looking, but I didn't find her attractive. I know that sounds really stupid, but it is just my bias against the 'Eastern Eurpean' look. But, I know that a lot of you would find her very pretty.

Body: VERY thin. I like thin. Good rack. Overall a very nice body.

Service: Pretty good for the price. Everything was safe, but I guess we shot ourselves in the foot because she used baby oil on me for a little bit before covering me up.

Would I repeat?? Probably not, due to my bias. But otherwise, she is good for $60.

 

[Tate]

I saw Emma myself several weeks ago and mildly disagree with certain particulars of Kona's review.

Emma is actually Czech. I asked her. And yes, I thought she was pretty. I wouldn't categorize her as VERY thin, however (and I do like thin). I'd say she is about 5'4" and 118 pounds. She does, however, have very large breasts indeed - perhaps D-cups! These are also very high, very firm and capped with large dark areola although the nipples themselves are not very prominent. Her tits and overall body can best be described as a slightly smaller version of Carmella's of Piccadilly fame! (Are you listening BIGGUNS?)

Her massage technique is tepid and her covered oral was not very inspired either although I have to give her credit for her endurance. (Personally, I prefer hand release to covered oral.)

Overall, however, I like the central location near Bloor & Yonge, the apartment is neat and clean, Emma is pretty with a decent to spectacular body depending upon your taste when it comes to titties and the $60 price is right. Both she and her Belarussian partner Christina, who actually gives a better massage and is reviewed more fully in another post, are well worth a try.

 

[Michelle2love]

funny thing - i also asked her where she was from - she said czechoslovakia - which doesn't exist any more... i asked her which part - czexh republic or slovakia - her answer : the part where prague is...

not the answers i would expect from someone who really is from there.

 

[shorty150217]

.... that is an answer I would expect from someone who is from there. I can only imagine the difficulty one would have with what to call 'home' after it has been broken up through war and others.

Imagine if Canada broke up and was renamed to Quebec. If you were to move and someone asked where you were from, chances are you would say Canada as that is what you've known it to be all your life. If specifics are required, you would throw in Ontario or otherwise.

I have a friend who is a senior vp at a large marketing firm and when people ask him where he is from, because of his accent, he always says Czech.

Lou

 

[SirUberNoobPwnr]

not quite the same...the czechs and the slovaks are separate ethnic groups - the country broke up peacefully - the PQ try to use it as an example for how they see canada breaking up peacefully - except that there is no soverignty association per se.

it would be like if canada broke up, and she said "the part that montreal is in" and didn't just say quebec - its like she didn't know it herself!

 

[imsoeffinhxc]

I had previously heard that she was Latvian but she denied it and was not at all interested in my recent trip to the Baltic states.

She advertises "Massage and Oral - $60" in Eye.

 

[Shady Vines]

Just for the heck of it, I visited Emma one Saturday way back when (there was a thread of her about 6-7 months ago) given her locale and all. As mentioned at the time of my rely, found her to be attractive, very busty (as was the rage about her at that time) but the massage was pretty light and her personality somewhat mechanical, almost uninterested in my being there. Geeez, mayby I am boring.

 

[SG Brittanys]

As Foxhound said, EYE magazine.

If its in their adult classified section, skroll through them at www.eye.net

 

[Anus]

If she's less, um, "cold," than Carmela, that's a Good Thing.



Could you elaborate just a little on what covered oral means? I think I can guess what's being covered, but it seems to beg the question of what it's being covered by...

 

[Cannoli]

ummm thats a joke right???

 

[Diet C]

No, it's a serious question.

My first assumption would be "covered by a condom," but there could doubtless be other answers.

You could have said "a condom, of course, silly!" and been done with it.

 

[PoliceCopManOmg]

DING..DING..DING on door #1-sorry no offense scattered!
rolo

 

[Ann O]

I'd really like to get to the bottom of this question of whether Emma is Czech or not! Perhaps BIGGUNS could bone up on some Czech vocabularly and quizz her when he czechs out little Carmella!