Review: First MP Experience - Claudia@AlphaCare

[~Poon Strangler~]

I've been curious about MPs for a while and had found MBB and massageplanet.net as review sites. After learning much about cost, mileage, and all of those wonderful acronyms, I convinced myself that I was going to try it at some point. Well, that point came when I went to work after a night out on the town with co-workers. I wasn't feeling so hot and still stressed about the weeks that have passed. After hearing how MPs are such a stress relief, I decided to check out AC since it was close to me.

Nervous, I called while checking out the website. I wasn't sure what to ask or say, but the receptionist did well to guide me in what my tastes were (Blonde, slim, outgoing...) She suggested Claudia and I trusted her so she pencilled me in.

When I got down to AC, I was shown to a room and was charged $50. She told me that any extras was to be discussed with the attendant, and that I should shower and Claudia would be with me within minutes. Man, that shower felt good since I was still feeling the effects of the night before (good water pressure totally wakes you up.)

Claudia walks in as soon as I was done. She's naturally attractive and wasn't wearing makeup that day. I guess a little eye shadow couldn't have hurt. Her pictures on the AC website are hot but it's not truly indicative of how she looks. Regardless, the conversation and her spunkiness was what made my first time enjoyable. She started to massage my back, arms and legs and asked about extras. I went for the BS. I loved the massage so much I almost fell asleep, but she was quite playful with Johnson and the boys. The playfulness and conversation continued for a while until it was time for the BS. Using her big tatas (all natural, somewhat sagging) she went at it pretty good keeping eye contact while talking a little dirty. Wow, what a turn on. I released and lay there for a short while with her until it was time to clean up. She was a little hurried since she was booked solid so we showered up (separately) and went on our way.

I was told that since it was my first time, I would receive a typical first time experience. She said that I would have more fun as a repeat customer. I didn't opt for NR since I'm not confident with my technique.

This is my first rating so I have nothing to compare against, simply my expectations.

MP Rating:
Cleanliness - 8/10
Style - 7/10
Room Ambience - 7/10
Comfort - 7/10

MPA Rating:
Attractiveness - 7.5/10
Conversation - 9/10
Massage - 9/10
BS - 9/10

Room fee: $50 for 45 min.
BS: $70
Repeat? Yes

 

[StrongGIRL]

This just doesn't sit well with me.

Sounds like a shrill (shill?) to me. I mean its Alphacare....

If I'm wrong I do apologize

 

[USA F]

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Oh, fuck it.

 

[dbpap688]

Having seen claudia, I have to vouch for the veracity of this review. She's pretty wild, great massage and dirty talk. Looks slightly rough around the edges (not that that's necessairly a bad thing). The only thing I will quibble with here is that there is no way AC could get 8/10 on cleanliness unless they torched the place and started over!!

 

[stephen raj]

Alpha Care is not exactly the best MP in the city, but the girls mostly all have great personalities which keep me coming back. Claudia is a great girl, very funy, enthusiastic and wild. She is pretty, but as mentioned above sort of rough- but not unclean by anymeans. She's worth trying out if your in the area, or any AC girls for that matter.

 

[shain r]

Once again... I have nothing to compare my score against. As I get more experience with different MPs, my ratings will reflect that.

 

[Alexa.Ann]

i hadn't been to alphacare in a very long time until recently.

a change in my work schedule had me looking for a place around 4:30 am and alphacare is about it.

i will not set foot in blue lagoon again!

over the past few weeks i was able to sample lisa; whom i do not recommend, very low mileage. jade; whom i'd like to try again, was fun but on her period and didn't mention it ahead of time (a pet peeve of mine). nina; very hot and a definite repeat!

 

[Courage Wolf]

Good to see Squirt visiting ALphacare. Squirt your reviews are as good as gold, and our tastes are simular when it comes to quality experiences. I might come out of hibernation and sample some of the new treats at Alphacare, been working 70+ hour weeks since cutbacks occured at work, finish very late at night.

cheers,
BBLACK

 

[Metalhead]

How tall is Claudia? Who is the tallest at Alpha-care?

 

[yes im pregnant w/h #2]

god i hope nobody actualy "sees" me visit aphacare.

i don't no about gold, maybe silver.

for late night/early morning sessions, alphacare is about all that's out there. more spas should consider 24/7.

 

[Ashton L]

Like others have said there are better choices out there. But if you insist, Claudia is about 5

 

[????t ???? ?]

i have now seen ashley and claudia since then. i would recommend both. ashley is a natural redhead and a big girl. i don't mind, but i thought it might be worth a note as some seem to like the more pettite women. claudia is older, maybe mid to late 30's and not as toned as someone younger might be. she was a lot of fun but can get a little pricey. i think i woud like to see ashley again first before i repeat with claudia.