Review Helena @ Platinum

[Slayer]

Helenas pictures looked good.
Despite mixed reviews here I decided to check her out.
She was rushed and popped in to let me know it would be a few minutes.
No problem I understand when someone is busy.
She was facially beautiful, just different from what I had expected
When she returned, I got a better view of her, what a smoking body.
This could be fun, I thought to myself.

Then she started talking!

I realise she is young, however her converstion drove me mental.
I tried to steer the conversation, however she was having none of that.
When she started the BS, she graphically decribed a male homsexual encounter. I went limp despite this smoking hot (and I mean hot) body rubbing up against me.
I politely asked her to change the subject.
Then she got pissy about my wandering hands.
This girl is in the wrong line of work

 

[Jerico]

dude, how did that come up? that is way tooooo funny. it's like you were part of a boner reducing experiment.

helena's not for everyone that's for sure. her boobs on the other hand, are a national treasure.

 

[R. A]

yet another bad review....it kills me how so many guys write "i went and saw Helena despite the mix reviews"....???WHAT???? for every 10 reviews there are for her 9 of them are bad....wake up guys if you want to see a hot girl with no contact at all go to a strip club, save yourself the time and money

 

[Ulfr Doom Occulta]

I had a great time with her and there was no talk of homosexuality at all.

 

[Man Coon]

Well Rockey I guess you caught her a good time.
My guess is she either really hates her job or the little hamster is not running on the wheel too quickly.
Either way I was so turned off by such conversation, I would not repeat with her even if she paid me. (A rediculous scenario, I will admit)

 

[Alfred E]

Has anyone tried USS Akira yet?

 

[LuvYaMimi]

It is a medical fact that Mt. St Helena is suffering from RPS or better known as Reverse Period Syndrome. She's crabby for about 24 days and good for 4 days which explains why only 1 out of 10 reviews being good.

How do you detect this? It is commonly brought on by ongoing and mistimed conversations of homosexuality with heterosexual men. This is a bi-product of this RPS which is a direct result of her unconcious desire she wish she was a man during those 24 days of crabbiness.

Luckily it is an uncommon phenomena.

 

[kjchronic]

LOL

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