REVIEW: Monica @ Utopia (reloaded)

[KU_doc]

http://www.utopiamassage.com/

30 minute DELUXE: $130

MISC RAMBLINGS:

I recently received a PM from a regular client of Monica's asking what I thought about her. He really enjoys his sessions and was wondering how she compared with other Indian MPA's.

I really had to think about that, because although Monica was my very first MPA back in January 2004, I hadn't seen her in probably 18 months. In this business that's a LONG time, both for the client and MPA.

The last few weeks at work have been shitty and besides updating my resume I decided it was time for a massage.

As Athena is out of the MP loop and I'd been thinking about Monica I decided a trip to Utopia was in order. I was quite apprehensive when I booked my appt, because I had no idea how Monica would react to me after such a long absence. It's no secret Monica isn't on my highly recommended list, and I know several Utopia MPA's read massageplanet.net...

Monica also knows who I am...

Anyway, it doesn't take a genious to do the math...

REVIEW:

I always thought Monica was very sexy. She's got a hot little body with a pretty face, small waist, great legs, firm butt and wild hair. She's the only Indian MPA who kinda looks like a pornstar, and I mean that in a GOOD way.

I took a shower and waited for Monica to enter the room.

When the door opened she was obviously shocked to see me. I guess she has another client with the same name as myself and was perhaps expecting HIM. Monica made a comment that she was surprised I'd want to see her, and I started to wonder if this session would be a total blow out.

I lay on the table while Monica undressed out of her SEXY black dress, but left on her high heeled boots.

She started to work on my shoulders, back and worked her way down my legs. Monica gives a decent massage, but isn't as skilled as Asha @ HFH or Mya @ A & R who are fantastic. I could enjoy their touch ALL day, especially on a padded table from Coral Studio. Those tables inspired me to no end and I'll mention them to Joy @ SRM next time I see her. MMMMM...

Our conversation was a little forced, so I offered to reverse. Monica always enjoyed my massage and I hoped this would relax her.

I could see her smile at me a couple of times in the mirror, so I guess the answer was yes.

I lay on my back and Monica climbed on the table. She oiled up her (enhanced) breasts and was just starting to speak Russian when I figured it was time for the moment of truth:

I asked Monica FLAT OUT if she was uncomfortable seeing me and that she appeared very standoffish. I pointed out that perhaps it was because we hadn't been together in such a long time.

Monica admitted our session was a little awkward because she wasn't expecting to see me.

I'm REALLY happy I mentioned this because the session totally shifted gears to the final release after we cleared the air. The alternative was saying nothing, and getting the session over with as quickly as possible... or hoping for the best.

Anyway, we started our Russian lessons but I kept thinking about the fantastic boots she was wearing, and even better her hot little butt.

I asked Monica to stand up and face the mirror, while leaning over the table.

Yeah, you know what's coming but God she looked sexy as hell.

Monica stood up straight and I explored her body with my left hand as my right used Mr Haooy to tease the outside of her thigh. Her perfume smelled great as her hair and neck brushed by my face. This is MY idea of Aromatherapy.

We just "connected" and I placed my left arm around her and kind of held her. She leaned back into me and we seemed to enjoy the moment. We got into a little dirty talk and Monica giggled when I told her some nasty things I'd like to (theoretically) try.

I'm sure Monica's a hot girl in real life and you can be damn sure her boyfriends have no complaints WRT sex.

With our new found closeness, I was was getting VERY turned on and asked Monica if we could conclude our session by speaking Italian. She agreed and let's just say it was INDN_LOVER performing the clean up. In all my earlier sessions we'd never done this and now I'm kicking myself.

Monica has (rightly) been criticised in the past for sometimes not showering between clients. I can tell you she DID after our session so full marks.

SUMMARY

I must admit I was quite taken with Monica. I hadn't seen her in so long in a way it's like reviewing a new MPA. We've both learned alot in the last 18 months and Monica just came across "hotter" than before. I'm not necessarily talking about mileage, although she was willing to try new things within reasonable MP limits. The chemistry was just different than before.

I'll definitely repeat, and it won't take 18 months this time.

And to the massageplanet.netite who PM'd asking what I think about Monica my answer is:

"Monica's a pretty, sexy, fun, personable MPA."

 

[yellowradar]

Yeah I knew what was coming but that didn't stop me from reaching for my "reading" lotion to "finish" your review.

I passed Monica in the hall of Utopia recently and she gave me a nice smile. I have to admit it got me to thinking about seeing her even though I knew about her mixed reviews on the board.

Thanks for your usual well-written, thoughtful, heartfelt words IL. I enjoy your work more than most.

 

[qdb]

In part it's Monica's mixed reviews that have kept her off my highly recommended list. At times she seemed very rushed as if she was already thinking about her next client. This appt was nothing like that and I know we went over the 30 minutes slightly.

It was nice feeling "close" to an MPA I hadn't seen in a long time and I'm glad the session turned out so well after starting off very dicey....

 

[eeyore6802]

nice review IL, i completely forgot about her.....you've got me thinking about dropping in to see her again.....

 

[zakyam]

I never new such b**********y existed!

Glad it worked out though. I like Utopia but have never seen Monica (in fact I didn't realize she was Indian). Sounds like she could be worth a visit. Thanks for the review.

ct

 

[Evie B]

Let's just say there's a fine line between b**********y and stupidity, and on top of that I suffer from "foot in mouth" disease

I'd seen Monica enough to know something was up. When I booked regular appts she always gave me big hug when she entered the room. This time she kind of looked at me, closed the door and started to undress.

I'm no rocket scientist but Im smart enough to figure out that wasn't a GOOD sign.

Anyway, all's well that ends well.

As an FYI Monica's West Indian.

 

[Zach M]

This guy has a knack of finding hidden gems and then showing the rest of us where to find it as well.

Thanks for a great review IL. Always appreciate the insight.

IL should be the official TOFTT guy ... we should find a way to sponsor his tireless and selfless efforts (hahahaha).

Q.

 

[Pinkerbell11]

In fairness Q., Monica's probably been in the biz 3-4 years. I first saw her in January 2004 and have had maybe 10 sessions with her, although none in the last 18 months.

Monica's one of those MPA's who works at a less popular spa that gets fewer reviews.

In a straight "massage showdown" between Monica and MPAs such as Mya @ SRM or Asha @ HFH, I don't think many clients would have awarded first prize to Monica.

IMO ONLY of course... I certainly don't speak for lots of experience sliders out there.

I think some clients have focused on her breast enhancement which unfortunately wasn't the best job. Personally I don't think it takes away from her looks overall. Once again IMO.

All I can say is that this session was "different" for whatever reason.

Monica looked great, took her time and once the initial awkwardness passed we just had (safe) fun.

I always liked Monica but I don't remember our earlier sessions being as good. I stopped seeing her when I felt other MPA's were perhaps a little better and seemed more interested in me as a client. That said, maybe I'm more confident in asking for things than I was before. I'm hoping other massageplanet.netites give Monica a try and report back. They can let me know if I'm out to lunch!

Anyway, I'm done rambling for tonight...

 

[Chariot]

Haven't seen Monica for over a year now... can't really pinpoint the reason, except that I focused on a few regulars. Sessions were good... thinking of going back again.

 

[The Great & Powerful Oz]

I believe that it was my PMs with IL that encouraged him to pay a revisit.

I have always had an excellent time with Monica, and IL's review was spot on.

Her boobs might not feel right, but on a tiny frame, they feel amazing - escpecially when she uses them to massage Mr Happy.

Each session has improved, although she is still seems very shy when she talks softly, which I personally find very sexy.

Previous comments about her hygiene may have prompted some change, as she now takes a shower in the room after the event.

She deserves care and tenderness guys, so don't expect a rough session.

As with most Toronto East Indians (in my experience) in the sex related business , she is of West Indian (Guyana, I think) extraction. That's an observation, not a complaint.

 

[-=Ryan=-]

Nice review IL, I might have to jump onto the Indian MP bandwagon.