Review of Alana@BP

[Catherine H]

I've been holding this review for awhile because there's always so many discussions about her, So I'll make this quick.

No Spam, but BP is the nicest spa I have every been to. Really nice.

Alana is cute, average body, and NICE BREAST! She is a really fun girl to be with.

One big problem I had was the session was rushed. I booked 45 min and I got 25 min. She was running late and I had to wait 15 min .I don't know if its BP policy or Alana's but she was booked back to back to back without a break. Meaning, she had me right after another customer, then had to rush out to her next appointment. That's why my session was cut short. Also, Alana needs some work on her release, more teasing.

After the session she seemed to get a little cocky (no pun intended) stating that I have never been with a girl like her and she knows I'll be back. Maybe, maybe not, but you see what happens when a girl gets too much attention on massageplanet.net.


In conclusion, if you catch Alana on a day when she isn't too busy you'll probably have the time of your life. However, if she keeps her current rate up, she'll get burned out and someone else will suffer.


B.B.

 

[Kristen]

Tell Alana she is the flavour of the month and in no time she will have lots of time for her clients.

 

[Nan Chen]

I have seen Alana for the first time and i must admit I was disapointed. I dont know maybe the hype was too great for her to live up to. The session seemed rushed, the release was below average and I too senced that cocky attitude. Would I repeat? Probably not.

 

[Meg!]

Great review Big Ben. Good example of YMWV.

 

[Meg!]

NewCum, save the bandwith and don't quote the entire posting, only to say that you liked it...

 

[Brian J]

Big Ben

I am just curious. Around what time did you see her? Is this one of those last minute squeezed in appointment?

 

[i <3 books]

I too finally got out to see Alana. Although I did thoroughly enjoy our session, the end kinda left a sour taste in my mouth just like the review above. She was 20-25 minutes late for me too but apologized and I got in my full time (I assumed she did not have anyone booked after me or else he was 30 minutes late). At the end she got kinda cocky and said I wouldn't find anyone like her and she was kinda condescending - a real turn-off after a good session. And after a relatively intimate session became very distant - almost like "My job is finished so I can stop being nice".

BTW, I phoned earlier in the day thinking about moving my appointment earlier and was told that nothing was available until after my originally booked time - exactly after my appointment, no time in between (I didn't tell them I was already booked). that's cutting it pretty tight.

 

[M.E.]

I'm have a patch on my left eye so I only saw the right





Sixer,

I called the previous day and asked for the first available appointment. When I called the next day to confirm, Sal asked me for which time. He then gave me four times which were back to back. I was the third one. And when I say back to back to back, I mean to the minute.


Again, if she took her time, improved the release and loss the cocky attitude it would have been a pretty good experience.


B.B.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Why not?

 

[Top Cat]

To save on bandwidth

 

[robind]

I noticed during my session with her - which was excellent - that she joked around. At one point she said, "you're good-looking, so I won't kick you out after 10 minutes." I was taken aback, but then noticed she was laughing.

Alana is only 18 years old and maybe she makes jokes that are a little clumsy and that people don't quite 'get' at first. She is right at the top of the list for quality MPA's in the city and maybe we should cut her a little slack.

 

[Rachel bby:)]

Why is there someone always saying this. There IS no slack needed to be given. Alana is still going to get tonnes of customers so a bad review here or there won't hurt. Most of the above posts don't seem to be mean spirited towards her. It's just customer feedback. IMO I'd like to know about the good and bad reviews. If I had a bad session with an MPA, what am I going to do? "Well she was 18, so I'll cut her some slack." And so I'll post a positive review of her and mislead some massageplanet.net members.

Big Ben and the other posters have every right to say what they want to say. They're not trying to get Alana fired. They were only trying to share their experiences. Hell, if I ever book a session with Alana at least I won't have an overinflated high expectation of her massage. Sometimes a negative review is a good thing, it keeps expectations at a reasonable level.

 

[craftypaddy]

I too was left with a bad taste in my mouth after Alana...To me she had a great personality and cute body, but seemed to override the MPA mystique that I love sooo much...There's something to be said for an MPA who knows how to talk to you in an intellectual and confident manner, but alas, Alana seems to fall short and missappropriate these two qualities. Not so intellegent and cocky is a turn-off...

 

[Moonie]

Do you know what bandwidth is?

 

[daisyr]

I hate back to back appointments as well. I need some time to relax in between. Seriously though, btb appointments aren't fair to the customer or the attendant, they need some space in between. I once waited a couple of hours for a very popular MPA at a very popular MP because of btb appointments and late arrivals. When I arrived, early by about 20 min, the appt ahead of me was still waiting in the waiting room. Arrrgggg ... The wait was worth it in that case though ... note: not Alana or BP in that case....

 

[Vampy]

Maybe Alana has her days, good ... bad ... whatever the reason. I never got the cocky attitude or rush with her, in fact quite the opposite even on a last appointment of the day when she was looking to head out....