Review: Simona @ HFH

[Ekklesia]

Just came from seeing Simona a few hours ago. Website pics are accurate, though I did not recognize her at the time.

Ok to start off, I call HFH at about 8 and book to see the new Jennifer at 9. I get there and they don't have me in the book. Simona says she is available or I can see Michelle in 15 mins. This is like the first time ever this has ever happened to me, usually booking apointments with them is smoothe. I think it is just a case of new girls learning the ropes though as Michelle and Jennifer were on call. I am sure it is a one time thing.

Now on to the massage. When I got ontop the table, she asks if I want the best massage. I take this as a bodyslide so I say yeah. She started the massage, it was not too hard not too soft very nice. Then she asked if I want to massage her, so I said sure. She complimented me on the massage and said to tell her when to turn over. This was all fine, never went for Kitty play, I guess I was too busy talking. Time for me to get back on the table her slide was ok, I guess after experiencing Chloe's body slide everything else seems amature. Great release though.

On Leaving she called me back cause I was $20 short. I paid $40 at door and I gave her $80. Had to use the debit card for the extra $20. Now is this a new thing, cause last 2 times I was there I saw Chloe and Elle and it was $40/$80 for the 30 min bodyslide.

Looks 9
Attitude 9
Massage 8
Service 8
Release 9
Repeat No
Sorry to say this, Simona is a great girl but I can't repeat with her, not anything she did or anything. See she is my height and that there just throws things off for me. I'm more into the girls like Natasha's and Serena's height.
Tank you for the great time Simona, sorry about the height thing though.

P.S. If anyone knows or ever hears anything about Chloe PLEASE get back to me. She has to be the greatest MP experience I ever had. Though I have yet to see Tarah or Cameron, when will they ever not be booked up?

 

[linda2joann]

Thanks for the review Siz, I was considering booking her, but your post has persuaded me to reconsider. Hate getting ripped off!

 

[Ima LittLe Teapot]

The going rate is $100... personally, I think Simona is downright gorgeous... then again I like tall women (being a leg man... gives me more to look at ;-)... and I think she has a great look (great hair these days).

 

[clumsystuntmonkey]

40 at the door and 100 for the BS is the norm at HFH. Simona was not trying to rip you off. HFH is 20 bucks higher than the norm but so is the quality and service usually.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice. And guys wonder why girls treat them like shit. Makes me wonder why I am so strict on clients receiving good treatment. It's comments like the one you posted above that make the girls in this business realize that you think of them as just that

 

[crunchy momma]

That comment was uncalled for Torisan. Sticking a smiley face after it does does not make it ok.

 

[Pk.khafan]

kayla....why bother responding to crap like that......you're ladies are great and hopefully 99.9% of us treat them well so that you never change your attitude towards how we should be treated.

 

[KENSETH-LAMBERT]

Thing is.. I didn't respond to it just because she works for me. I responded to that for all the girls out there workin'.

Guys always wonder how and why girls get cold.. I agree everyone should have a right to their opinion.. but coming onto a review board and calling a working girl a slut.. that's just pathetic and rude. That's like a girl coming on here calling a guy a trick - that pisses me off too.. it's name calling that is the waste of time.

Of course IMNSHO

 

[Nikky]

Torisan,

I don't usally get into shit like this, but the hell is your problem man. Where do you get off calling someone a overcharging slut! Do you know this person? Why in the hell would you say this about her????
Someone or somebody has to be able to delete that type of stuff.

Give me a break man. The guy short changed her $20.00 The rate is $100.00 for a BS at HFH. Make sure you know what you are talking about before you open your pie hole.

And before you start with the "Why are you sticking up for HFH". I have never been. I just don't like RUDE people!

 

[style_trek]

Now comments like this are what's wrong with this board. Not having fun with Mr Thin Skin

 

[ape]

Captain Bly,

Because I'm stupid,,, could you tell me what your post means????

 

[`~$$r0x~`]

Torisan,

Thanks for the edit on your post. Not that it matters what anybody else thinks on here but you did the right thing.

 

[Allen]

An apology offered to Simona & Kayla. I was in an EXTREMELY bad mood when I posted. I know, I know... Never post angry! The rest of you guys can kiss my ___ , with the possible exceptions of any massageplanet.netites who have relatives working in the industry.

 

[Wanderer]

Just saying attacks on gals seem to be tolerated and tweeking Sheik's ego isn't.

 

[A Man]

I know that you posted it cause you've been ripped off before.. and I can't blame people for reacting because of bad things that have happened to them. Thank you for the apology.. it means a lot to me and other girls in the industry