Review: Spadina/Bloor nude/oral $60!

[oh_jo123]

Arrived at this high rise location, buzzed up by the SP. Prompt and courteous. Small one room bachelor with a large bed and a sofa. First impression: East European, 30-34 (?), short dark hair, 5' 3-4", pretty, sexy, great body. Quite enticing. Before proceeding with the much anticipated agenda, I requested use of the shower . . . "sorry, the shower' s not working". OK can I use the bathroom . . . "yes, this way". . . no lightbulb in the fixture. As I am taking a leak with the bathroom door half open, there is a knock on the apartment door which happens to be about 22 inches from where I am relieving myself. SP slams the bathroom door shut. Half undressed, tool in hand, pitch black . . . who could it be? LE, pimp, super, double booked, or some inconsiderate jack-ass, without an appointment, sneaking into the building for service on demand! With my anxiety level red lining I listen carefully to the muffled conversation and decide it must be the latter . . . although subsequent clarification is not available due to language barriers.

Despite my anxiety I proceed to the bed. I lay on my stomach in anticipation of a soothing back rub, but I am promptly ordered to turn over. Brief strip tease is followed by a light caress of my front side and a frictionless BS. After 5 minutes, CBJ is aggressively and enthusiastically initiated to induce a rapid response. I try to moderate the pace by requesting number 69. "OK but no touch" The view is stupendous and the rule is broken but the position is too quickly abandoned.

The finish is quick and my exit is quicker.

Results: Location: 2 Body: 8.5 Face: 8 Attitude: 6.5 Service: 3. Anxiety level: 10 Overall: What can you expect for $60? Repeat: No. Recommendation: Not at current mileage level . . . but additional mileage has the potential to produce very happy results.

Jelloman

 

[Poo P]

Like they say, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But at least you survived to tell the tale. Remember, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[Minyona]

I couldn't agree more with K - nude, oral for $60 ?? no way that is going to be anything but a rush job or a rip off.

Just like those europeans that advertise " no limits on touching " - what a crock of bull.

 

[rayzir]

Jello, that's one of the funnier posts i have ever read.

LOL.

I had a similar experience once with a girl who camped out on Carleton i seem to remember, between Jarvis and Church i think.

Anyway, i remember clearly going there and buzzing her and was told to wait in the lobby then buzz back in 10 minutes.

I figured, great, she's blowing some other guy, but hey, think about it, that's how it works.

Meanwhile, there i am sitting in the lobby of this building on Carleton and people are walking in and out and i am just sitting there. I think they all somehow know why i am there, which is dumb i know, but...

Anyway, I buzz back. "Five more minutes." Part of me is screaming just get the hell out of there and go buy some sushi with the money you were going to spend on a sight unseen. Well I figure I am here now......

Finally I get in and I see this guy walking down the hall as i am walking up the hall. He looks at me, and I look at him. And we both know.

This girl was blonde, eastern european of some sort, i would guess polish, but could be wrong.

The place is basically barren except for a mattress on the floor in the bedroom and those little candles on the floor everywhere (gave it a nice affect because it would have been a bit of a dump otherwise)

This girl was blonde, cute, slim I remember.

I looked on the mattress and there was a definite wet spot.

Yikes, oh well, a stiff prick knows no dignity.

I just moved over a foot or so.

(God, I can not believe some of the situations i have found myself in.)

Anyway, she starts to make a bit of small talk, and bang bang bang on the door.

Exact same as you, I couldn't hear what was being said, but it was not english.

A couple minutes later, she is back. My guess is that was the eastern european pimp knocking to make sure everything was cool and to take the money from her.

Why these girls are in this situation, i'll never understand. My guess, she was probably supporting slavomir.

What followed was a rather mechanical covered BJ while i was playing with her ass, trying not to think too hard about where i was. The job was done in no more than 10 minutes, and i was up and dressed in about 30 seconds.

That little voice telling me to get the hell out of there and quick.

Been there, seen it, done it.