Review Vanessa @ Blue Pearl

[emm]

Review - Vanessa @ Blue Pearl


Had a slow night at work so I decided to leave early and go for a massage. Looked at all the reviews to try and find someone who interested me. Nothin. So I figured I'd venture out on my own.

Tried finding out from a couple of places who was working that night. Nobody really caught my attention. The phone conversation was a little unfriendly at TLC. Maybe it was a bad night. Is that normal? (I'd like to know if it's happened to anyone else.) Needless to say TLC was out.

I looked at BP and asked who was working and narrowed it down to Vanessa or Crystal. Went with Vanessa. Good move.

I made the oppointment for 10:30 pm. Got there at 10:10 pm. I like to try and be a little early to be polite. I want to stop right now and thank "Bert" for not showing up for your 10 pm appointment with Vanessa. Your loss turned into my gain. After a bit of confusion as to who I was (she thought I was Bert) she told me to go in and "Bert" would just have to wait - if he ever showed up.

Ended up in the same room when I was with Jessica. Now I'm hoping this isn't a deja vu. Had my shower and in walks Vanessa. She's not a bad looking girl. Not normally my type, but there was something about her that I liked. She's about 5'8", slim build, shoulder length dirty blond hair that was pulled back, (would like to see it down next time) small chested. Nice face. Don't recall seeing any tattoo's or peircings. She has a good all natural looking tan. Not bad for an Irish girl.

Opted for the 45 min BS. Usually don't go for anything less. $60/room & $80/BS. As always, I start off with the small talk. We're laughing almost right away. Good sense of humour. I think the conversation made her feel really comfortable. I kind of started to get the feeling this was going to be a good night. She decides to turn the radio in the room to another station. Off goes the easy listening. She looks at me and says "you look like a Q-107 kind of guy." Curious comment but o.k. i listen to all the stations but that night I guess I was Q-107 man. Normally I like the softer music, but, tonight felt different. Good night for tunes on the Q. Things are definitely getting better.

On with the massage. Firm. Very firm. Good thing because my legs were killing me and I had this bad kink in my shoulder area. If you're not into deep masasges (normally I'm not) then I suggest you tell her before she starts. Anyways, right away she hops on the table. Nice. She has extremely firm hands. She's must also work part time on a farm or slaughter house. Something about been choking chickens or something.......it's gonna be a good night...gotta be.

Anyways, as she's standing at my head rubbing my shoulders, I'm gently rubbing her ...backside. She grabs my hands, puts them to my side and says "hold on I need to do this right". We both laugh. No problem. 15 sec. later she grabs my hands and puts them back where they were.

I ask her if she wants me to massage her. Her eyes nearly bugged out. She was all for that. Cool! I start rubbing her legs the way I normally do my massages - theraputic with some sensuality. She's enjoying it....I'm enjoying it....Then, the fun begins. Poor Bert....should've been on time. She tells me to hop up on the table. (voice trembling) "O.K."
I've done the nude reverse before but, not reverse BS. Life is good in room 1. Lots of massaging, kissing, sliding. Then, we stop and she says....well I can't say what she said really but, now, it was my turn to be on the table. Up goes the volume on the radio. I mean enough so that you can hear it in the lobby. The next thing I know, oil is everywhere, bodies are sliding, I'm not knowing which end is up anymore. We're having a blast. Everything was working great. Poor Bert....

We started nearing the end of the session and I guess I was over stimulated because....well....we weren't finishing at least I wasn't. She asked if I wanted to extend the session so I went with that option. Don't want to stop a good thing here. The craziness went on for another 15 min. It was crazy. There was so much energy in that room... Poor Bert..... I've never felt it like that before.

I'm not going into detail of what happened. No need. Use your imagination, and then use some more. We had such a blast. It was definitely a mutual thing. No faking. Trust me. I love that. It's so exciting to both be able to have fun and not just yourself - IMO.

So, we finish with the session and clean up. Took our time with that too. This was a great experience. Still thinking about it now. Vanessa is definitley a repeat for me. If the sessions are going to be like this between us, I'm bringing a defibrulater with me.

Cost $100/60 min BS & $80/room. A great time for $180. Absolutely an A & E experience.
The only bad thing I have to say is that I didn't get to eat my chocolate. Have to ask for 2 next time.

Looks - 8
attitude - 9
Finish - 10

 

[ULTIMUS]

Yes its a very good review. I like it just as much now as I did when I read it on the other board a month ago.

http://www.menbehavingbadly.ca/reviews/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3832

I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought there was a general rule of not posting the exact same review on both boards. That way your not taking anything away from either board.

 

[corporal.hicks]

There are posters and readers here that do not know about or read the other board who may miss reviews posted there. I think it's okay to re-post MBB reviews over here. I've done it myself. There is a review contest going on over at MBB and Wooly, like me didn't make the finals for August reviews. So I, like Wooly, re-posted my August MBB reviews here. If you've read them already you'll know quick enough and can hit the back button.

 

[Chibi - thulhu]

Personally I don't have a problem with posting the same review on either board (if there is no general rule of thumb against it). But, if we post the same review on 2 boards shouldn't you make reference to the other board as well. Partially to let readers know about the other board but also for plagerism.

I know what you're thinking "Plagerism!? - What the hell is this guy talking about"! It costs money to run these boards (main source of revenue being ad's which price is driven off website hits). Shouldn't we acknowledge both boards when we post on both to drive hits for each and allow both boards to generate revenue. This is just my business degree talking by the way.

 

[mr p]

I usually put in a message saying that it was posted at the other board but not a link.

 

[R-U-B]

Honestly, I didn't know about any policies regarding posting only on one site. To be honest I never new about this site until I was on MBB for a while. Yes this was on MBB as have all of my other reviews so far. And, I will post all my reviews on both boards since I'm a member of both. Some people might not be on both boards. This gives them an opportunity to read a review that they may not otherwise see.

I think rev's idea is a good one that I'll adopt. I'll put a message in my reviews that say "this was originally posted on another board".

There are more on the way.

And, rev - what's up with me not making the finals again. I think I'm going to take a writing course. Maybe I just need to do more hobbying to increase the odds??

Hornet - nothing wrong with being a smart ass buddy if you want to be.

 

[mireliz]

I don't know wooly. I was trying my best too. It seems I'm just not good enough to make the finals. I thought your reviews were excellent and better than the finalists really.

 

[PickleFace]

I always think those contests over there are rigged by the people that bet on them.

 

[jeremyandrew.king]

I bet $50 on my review then!!

 

[Tony I]

Posted there before, or whatever. Actually didn't know anything about it - sounds like a Kayla joint.

That's a great fucking review, posted elsewhere or no. Essentially no detail, but over-the-top enthusiasm. And the Bert motif is priceless.

Makes me feel like an asshole for not going to BP last week just 'cause I couldn't get Alanna or Stacy. 'Course, I feel like an asshole a lot these days!

 

[sgilbert775]

Poor Bert

 

[gammy]

Question is: Considering Bert's No Show was a year and a half ago, why now? I enjoyed a session w/ Vanessa back about then. But is she still there?

 

[KNGWiFi]

I've looked at the schedule recently and they still have her on the schedule.

WhaWhaWha - thanks for bringing this thread back. I read it over again as well and it brought back good memories of that session. The second one wasn't as fun, but, I'm curious to find out if I see her again, after such a long time in between, what the next one would be like.