A 7 year old boy is hanging out outside when he hears some older kids shouting at each other:
-You fuking bittch, go screw a hornny goat!
-You're such a bastrd!
He goes home and ask his Mom what the words mean:
bittch: Mom
Bastrd: Doctor
Hornny: Ill
The next day his mom comes up with a case of the flu:
-John go phone the doctor
-Hey, you bastrd, come to mah place, my bittch is hornny