Sachin's Century solutions

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Ok We know tat the entire Nation is upset over the fact that Sachin Tendulkar has been getting out in the Nineties (seven times) this year....:aww::aww:

Checkout wat all kinds of Advice tat have poured in for Sachin Tendulkar to help him break his 90s jinx....:muahaha::muahaha:

:: Shah Rukh Khan & Farah Khan ::

I will do anything to break Sachin's unfortunate hoodoo. I and Farah will shoot a scene making fun of the former players who had also been dismissed in the 90s and add this comic sequence to my film Om Shanti Om. I am sure the former players will not complain like that Manoj Kumar.

:: Salim Malik of ‘match fixing' fame ::

What is the big problem here? Sachin is ‘loaded' and if he can distribute some of the stuff among the opposing teams and the umpires, this problem will be solved in no time. No one will get him out in the 90s. I and my boys are ready to help out Sachin, but at a price.

:: BCCI President Sharad Pawar ::

One easy solution. Sachin should forget he is in the 90s and play on. This is what I do while attending the banquets and dinners for the cricket team. I just forget the fact that hundreds of farmers are committing suicide in Vidarbha.

:: Amitabh Bachchan ::

With his family Sachin should , visit Tirupati, Shiridi, Vrindavan, Kashi, and every other holy shrine in the country Check with the best as . trologers if Anjali or he suffers from the ‘Mangalik' problem. I am prepared to loan him the services of Amar Singh who will ac company him on these pilgrimages.

:: Greg Chappell ::

Why does this happen? Like I have been shouting from the rooftops when I was coaching the Indian team, Sachin lacks commitment and should quit the game to make way for youngsters. By the way while leaving, , he should take that @#$%^&* Saurav with him. Grrrrrr… An Ad whiz kid: Yes, Sachin missing out so many easy hundreds, really stinks. If I can rope in Sachin to make a commercial on this famous deodorant made by our client, this jinx will disappear. And if he does this for free, it will disappear immediately Just .

:: Bal Thackeray ::

He never gets out in the 90's while playing in Mumbai. That is the greatness of the city and Maharashtra. He should always have a packet of Maharashtrian soil in his pocket while going to bat and this will protect him from the evil spirits behind this jinx. Jai Maharashtra!

Best for the LAST...:rofl:

:: Kapil Dev ::

Quit BCCI, join ICL, sab theek ho jayaga, Sachin will go on to score double hundreds, ICL ka jawab nahin.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:​