Samurai

[a.s.a.p.]

>THE LEGEND of SAMURAI
>Back in the time when the Samurai were
>important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so
>he sent out a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for
the
>best one. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials:
>....a Japanese Samurai
>....a Chinese Samurai
>....and a Jewish Samurai.
>The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he
>should be the chief Samurai.
>The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out flew a bumblebee. Whoosh!
>went his razor sharp sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground
in
>2 pieces.
>The emperor exclaimed: "This is impressive!"
>The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai; for him
>to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen.
>The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box, and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh,
>Whoosh! Went his great flashing sword, and the fly dropped dead on the
>ground .....in four small pieces.
>The emperor exclaimed in awe: "That is really VERY impressive!"
>Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him also to step
>forward and demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.
>The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box, and out flew a small gnat. His
>lightning quick sword went Whooooosh! Whooooosh! Whoooosh! ....But the
tiny
>gnat was still alive and flying around.
>The emperor, obviously very disappointed in this display, said: "I see
you
>are not up to the task. The gnat is not dead?"
>The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said:
>"Circumcision is not meant to kill."

 

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