Sandwich fetish....

[Mrs Emma K Doc Prof Santa]

Hi guys,

Kind of a strange question, hopefully some of you will know the answer to. I was just wondering if there are any MPA's out there that might have a sandwich fetish. Before you all jump in with fat girl jokes, I am only looking for attractive slim MPA's.

Its just that I really enjoy sandwiches and have always assumed that eating a sandwich while I am being intimate with a young woman would have sort of a synergistic effect to it, you know, sort of like 1 + 1 = 3.

While I am on the subject, I am also curious if there are any MPA's that would'int mind tickling my sphincter with black licorice.

Thank you.

 

[Garrett R]

dude,

you should open a MP that serves food

call it 'Chowder and Powder'

 

[Sahara]

Hey Sandwich boy, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the jam tasting festival this year would you

 

[A soldiers wife]

A bacon sandwich might be effective. You will require a lot of bread to make it before you get to the pork.

 

[ne14funstuff]

Seen one too many Seinfeld's methinks!

 

[Belly Jeans]

Ugh, another guy using "methinks". I thought Sheik was the only one cheesy enough to say "methinks".

 

[One week til Candice!!]

methinks Sandwich Boy may be a nice lass I should treat with respect.

 

[snowboarding1236]

That was pretty good Slippery Pete.All that was missing was the bragging about how you used to sleep with a girl who looks like a celebrity.

 

[Nathalie K]

Thanks for reminding me Rusty. Actually, I used to sleep with a lass that looked just like Patrick Swayze.