sardarji jokes.... again :P

[Star Fairy]

SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...

GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...

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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR

GAYA


KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.

BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO


SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER

HAI.
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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are

wearing, one is green
andone is blue with red spots!


2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got

another pair of the same at
home.
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SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm

kiya aur thande se naha liya.

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Sardarjee to Sunita:
" I want to marry you"Sunita:
But I am one year elder to you.
Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next

year.
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Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .


.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also.

. . . ..
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena

hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata

2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha

hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.


3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.


4.Threat:When I am on tour

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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and

kises her . The girl shouts and

says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi

security guard k sath bethi

thi.!!
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Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha

tha..
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like

Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only

differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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On Jeeto's bday

Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100

kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got

cheque cashed from bank
manager.
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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he

saw gandhi dancing with

Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
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Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated &

say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion

karati hai!
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated

4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she

becomes lara lara

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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?


try


try


think....


very simple


just see


who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing

blackboard

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam

kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done

dana dan....
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??


So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa

kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti..
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Santa went to mysore palace.


Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its

Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he

comes.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab

auto main koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho

jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio

says This is all India

Radio!
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise

dunga!
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi

farak nahin penda.

Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka

bharwata hoon."
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut

pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Submitted by Bluediamond.. sorry bd, forgot to post in your name hyeah:
wonderful ones btw

 

[Krimson]

:lmao: :lmao:
seriously that was awesome :lmao:

 

[Mario (Backup)]

these two were hilarious.