Sardarji Jokes Part 6 (No Offense)

[Salmarnir]

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

TO LOSE WEIGHT- the doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?”Asked the doctor. I'm 2400 kms from home."

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell
Asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" “Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, It says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (It’s the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street, which has a Clock Tower When someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says, "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says, "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE - Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's going' on? >>> > > Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."