Senior dating ads in Florida

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY:
Fine looking, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.


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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Reviewiday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
two heads together.


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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.