Senior Moment

[Drummer435]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for
$19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
all the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes
with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's
Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends

 

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o____o' baha :

 

[Kleiner]

n_n; Haha . . Made Me Smirk.

 

[Clint]

Lol.. funny k:

 

[wellys xmas stocking]

"Senior Moment"

Two elderly ladies had been friends for
many decades. Over the years they had
shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to
meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one
looked at the other and said, "Now don't
get mad at me.....I know we've been friends
for a long time.....but I just can't think of your
name! I've thought and thought, but I can't
remember it. Please tell me what your
name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three
minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need
to know?"