Sex terms defined.

[~the night sky~]

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.


2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.


3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.


4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.


5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.


6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.


7. Semen is a term for sailors.


8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.


9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.


10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.


11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.


12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.


13. Coitus is a musical instrument.


14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.


15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.


16. A condom is a large apartment complex.


17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.


18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.


19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.


20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.


21. A lesbian is a person Reviewom the Middle East.


22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.


23. Pornography is the business of making records.