Shopping for a husband

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A Husband Shopping Center was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign that reads: These men have jobs and love kids. The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.

Second floor sign: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm" say the girls. "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor sign: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow!" Say the women "Very tempting. . . but, there's more further up?" And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor sign: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me. But just think what must be awaiting us further on". So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on the Fifth floor door reads: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. !!!

 

[skydog]

Sounds about right to me Cousin [sm=rollaugh.gif]

luv & peace
J x

 

[Maui Guy]

I've been there! Darn, I knew I was doing something wrong getting off on the first floor all the time. Will be more picky in the future.

 

[Killer Bunny]

[8D] HAy Moderator just goes to prove all of us males right (for a change ) new it woold happen if I kived long enoought love Lionheart

 

[victorriau]

[8D] well Gussie trouble wit hall you girls to keen to take up the first man that show an interest better luck nexttime go up a floor but not toooo high
I might have fallen of the top by them Lovre and Light Lionheart