Sick Day

[360]

ha thats funny

 

[Defense Devil]

There was a man who was sick one day and felt like he couldnt come into work. He calls up his boss and says,

"Sir, I cant come into work today. My nose runs. My head aches. I feel like s.hit."

His boss says,

"Today is a big day at the office, we need you here. Here's what I do when I feel like that: I go to my wife and ask for s.ex. After that I feel all better again"

The man, now intruiged, says

"Good idea! I'll try that."

1 hour later the man calls his boss again. He says,

"Sir, it worked perfectly. I feel better than ever. I'll see you in 15 minutes. By the way, you have a nice house!"