The BJ Machine:
A lonly man who spends his days checking out new bars goes for a walk one day. He sees a bar with a sign saying ''Come see our new BJ achine: 100% Satisfaction Guaranty''. He goes in and tries out the machine. Every day for the next week he goes to that bar to get sucked off by this machine. But one day, his wiener gets stuck in the machine. He calls the bartender for help:
- Hey! Your machine is f**ked up, my d**k is stuck!
The bartender goes to the stairs and calls:
- Hey Tony, the dog's ass got stuck on some guy's d**k again!