(sung to the tune of โWalking in a Winter Wonderlandโ--go ahead, SING):
Lacy things, the wife is missinโ,
Didnโt ask her permission,
Iโm wearinโ her clothes,
Her silk panty hose,
Walkinโ round in womenโs underwear.
In the store, thereโs a teddy,
Little straps, like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkinโ round in womenโs underwear.
In the office thereโs a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
Heโll say โAre you Readyโ, Iโll say โWhoa, Man!โ
Letโs wait until our wives are out of town.
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade, Walkinโ round in womenโs underwear.