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>Ah Beng & Ah Seng go to India:
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>In Bombay Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his
>wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from
>his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the
>floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari. He asked her "Can you lift
>up your sari? I wanna take photograph" He was beaten up so badly that he
>had to be admitted to hospital.
>He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed
>next to him, in a worse condition. Ah Seng explained what happened
>to him.
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>He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the
>last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and
>asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied
>"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".He
>approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
>night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I
>can't allow you to stay". He went to the next house and asked: "Do you
>have grown up daughters?"
>The Owner asked, "WHY?????????" Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay
>here for a night....."
>The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.
>Ah Beng & Ah Seng go to India:
>
>
>In Bombay Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his
>wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from
>his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the
>floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari. He asked her "Can you lift
>up your sari? I wanna take photograph" He was beaten up so badly that he
>had to be admitted to hospital.
>He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed
>next to him, in a worse condition. Ah Seng explained what happened
>to him.
>
>He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the
>last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and
>asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied
>"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".He
>approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
>night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I
>can't allow you to stay". He went to the next house and asked: "Do you
>have grown up daughters?"
>The Owner asked, "WHY?????????" Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay
>here for a night....."
>The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.