Skydiving
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As the instructor and the redneck darted towards the eath the redneck got caught in a planes turbine gore and guts went everywere, and the plane blew up. The instructor just splattered on the ground in a public park, little kidsd poking his liver with a stick when bits of plane crush them all, the screaming parents of the children go running as they are suddenly suffocated by the parachute of the redneck. Its the end of the world as we know it!
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: err uh I can see that happening :Lenny The Strawman
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Loool.
Oh dear... I can see how that ended, then.
Oh dear... I can see how that ended, then.
A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started taking lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.
The time came for the redneck to jump out of the airplane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane, and after being in the air for a few seconds, he pulled the ripcord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his ripcord, but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglALGBVKrg
The time came for the redneck to jump out of the airplane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane, and after being in the air for a few seconds, he pulled the ripcord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his ripcord, but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglALGBVKrg
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