St Patricks day party March 17th (last week)

[muncie birder]

So it's set. This wed at MI will feature the long awaited meeting of Red Stiletto and Poolio. After Poolio has a few two many steamed tea's,and Red Stiletto has a few too many wobbly pops,this is how I picture their initial convo.

RS : You want a bodyslide?

Poolio : I think I'm entitled to one.

RS : You want a bodyslide?

Poolio : I WANT A BODYSLIDE!!!!!

RS : YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BODYSLIDE!!!!!!Poolio, we live in a world with walls. And those walls have to be guarded by paranoid MPA's such as myself who are afraid to tell you where I slide. I know it's hard for you to understand, but ever since that massageplanet.net member vomited in my mouth while I was DFK'ing him I vowed never to tell another massageplanet.net member where I choose to slide.

Poolio : That's the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, but you must understand, that I am Poolio, the zen master. I find it completely insulting that you compare me to your typical bottom of the barrel massageplanet.netite who gauges how good his session is by whether or not DFK is achieved. Our sessions would consist of cuddling and talking about our favourite massage board threads.

RS : I just don't know, Poolio.....Aw fuck it, I love your beautiful long hair and want to feel what it feels like while I slide for you.

Poolio : Awesome!!!

RS : My winnebago is in the parking lot. Whaddaya say we get a sliding?

Poolio : Lets go

And...............scene

 

[puff]

All details can be found at this link.

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=77875

Hope to see you all there and dont forget to wear something green.

 

[Bob Dollen]

Judging by the TO massage representation's response it looks like it's going to be a hella a shindig accompanying Midway Invader in-house regulars anon1, picard, dani and jesterz.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I couldn't resist the opportunity to quote you Pool.
Are you setting down your tea for the night and attending the par-tey?

 

[servmal]

Rusty, I think the converstation would go more like this:

RS: Hey guys, nice to meet you. Who's lap can I sit on?

Small fist fight ensues between Sheik and Poolie and is settled with
RS lying down across both men. RS shifts positions to sit on Poolie's
lap because Sheik lap has some big hard lumpy object that is jabbing
into her ribs.

Pool: I told you Sheik, she likes me because I blew up her mind.
Sheik: Don't worry, that will change when she see's I respect her.

Da Massage King overhears this conversation as he walks by and rolls his eyes.

RS: So......Do they serve tea here?
Pool drops tea baggies, ancient tea pipe smoker, tea rollies, tea clip,
tea resin and a homemade tea water smoker on the table.

RS: Uh.......um..What...? Looks confused
Sheik: Poolie, this is not the Buckingham Palace and you are not Prince William
Sheik sweeps all the tea parafanilla into his sporan, including the ashtray, two
straws and the tablecloth. He searches around in his sporan and finds an ice cold
Alexander Keith's beer and hands it to Red. Before Red even responds Al Cohol
sweeps by and snatches the beer's out of Sheik's hands.

RS: Well.....so...okay, anyway's , how are you guys doing?
Pool: I heard someone vomitted in your mouth during DFK, that's gross!!!!
RS: What? Who?.....Are you okay?.....Where did you hear this?
Sheik: Don't pay any attention to that.....feel my spor....I mean...I feel your pain.

Indian Lover rushes up to the table out of breath......"Did someone say Indian, Where...Who....When"

Pool: Red, Can I have this flower or hay whatever from your hair and put it in my tea?
RS: What flower?....What...... Those are my earrings!!!!

Fuzzy Thumper hops down from the ceiling trying to snatch the hay from Red's
hair before anyone else can eat it. Discovering it's not hay, he hops away leaving
2 bunny droppings in his place. Poolie picks them up and drops them in his tea pipe.

Sheik: Red, let's split this scene. I have at my disposal a 1967 Limited
Edition Corvette. What do you say?

Sheik suddenly starts talking into his watch and a 1967 Corvette comes crashing
through the doors as Paul expertly throws the car into a 360 landing the car perfectly
at the table. Pool hooks his tea water pipe to the exhaust, unphased.

Sheik: Does anybody have some baby oil? Mineral oil? Margarine?

VBB leaps out of the trunk of the Corvette with a specialized backpack containing
oil piped into the straps, pockets on the side ore hole-punched for babypowder
and inside are several books titled "Risk", "Push the boundaries" &"Live life or die trying" .

A small argument ensues between the boyz and RS stares off at the main stage looking at the dancer with the beautiful red stiletto's. She turns to the boys and says,
"Are you guys gonna get a dance or what? I'm the feature, Roxanne Sash and I'm on stage next"

The real Red Stiletto slips out the back door and slips her arms through
Goodtime's.. "THAT WAS GREAT, You should of seen the looks on their faces...
priceless"
Red Stiletto: "C'mon, let's go back inside so I can meet these characters"

 

[zhuge_liang]

........to continue, please press play button

 

[karategirl27]

and, I to reciprocate : )

I have the shamrock tea & said foliage attire, but the partay is still up in the air pending temptation.

 

[t.lovaas]

Whoa!

 

[Katharine K]

Yep, that was me!

At the prices they were charging - you know I'll be on the lookout for a freebie.

I mean, almost TEN farking dollars for a cold Heineken!!!!

I started the evening's festivities by ordering a small glass of "red" wine - which was almost Eight dollars!
(That was my second mistake. My first mistake was even thinking that they'll have some nice wine at this joint!)
I took one sip of that ruby gnat's piss, and gave the glass cheerfully to Red. "Here, I haven't touched this. You can have it. I ordered this by mistake."

Then I charged Sheik to liberate the beer from his hands.

The rest is history.....

AC
__________________
"You have to feel sorry for those people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

 

[Carol]

Which temptress is tempting you? A little rusty bird told
me there is another gelding competing for your affections.

 

[Mustbe]

Goodtime gets the girl...

Actually my reaction would be, "should I go break it up? How about if I go on stage and sing 'Love is all around'?" with Red Stiletto in his arms...

And here I was doing Tom Jones, "All by myself...". As I was having one of those weird day yesterday.

 

[so.moon]

Tempting yes, but competing; alas it is only a phantasm. Need I remind you that the little bird is out of his tree ... heheh

So, it seems the garden is still an isolated sanctuary.

 

[wigi-lou]

Hey Red

Unfortunately for me, it seems I won't be able to make it this time around. Have fun with Sheiky and da crew down at MI.

Some funny stuff in that scenario you conjured up there; could make any homosexual male rethink his orientation. If anyone deserves the girl though, it's Goodtime.


PS GT, I had just finished watching 'love actually' when I wrote that lyrical post : )

 

[The New King of Pop]

Maybe the fallen avian had a ploy to arouse my interest.

 

[CJ G]

hot.

I learned long ago never to understimate his artifice aviation skills.

PS did it work : )

 

[campus cutie 09]

Unfortunately for me, I have to "Wimp out" on this one, too. I have a meeting at U of T St. George Campus with my student and a couple of Profs, until late. When will I ever meet you interesting people!

 

[Bridgette]

I think you should go to 3rd floor of Hart House gym and hang with the female students afterwards

 

[Baby Boy due 2/14/2010!]

LOL. Your cute Poolie!

 

[MrsBossy]

"Hang" what?????????

 

[swimmer611]

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