teacher arrested

[Beach Blondie]

wow im amazed i was actually amused by a post ty nice way of story telling needs some polishing i c potential

 

[chronic woman]

Groans *:hmm: :hmm:

 

[Norm Deguere]

'Storyline' was good, like the way all the math's words were put. :ashamed:

 

[Brianna J]

that was pretty pitiful, but a neat play on words.

 

[Selliah]

:lmao:
That was so lame it was funny.

 

[Oswald W]

Nope, Bush is a cockhead.

I just don't support your Joke.

Tat's all.

Nice try though.​

 

[Unicornrider]

A Bush supporter I see, you have my sympathy

 

[the_unluckiest]

Not Funny, Not even close.

Nice Try though.

Snaps for you.

:ashamed:​

 

[Awesome Uber]

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."