The Australian, Irishman, & Newfie.

[shantel]

nice one i like it

 

[hvtdydbd]

The Australian, Irishman, & Newfie.

A newfie is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The newfie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Newfie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?"

 

[Arimesis]

The Australian, Irishman, & Newfie.

good one MARIAH, I am Irish descent and have relatives in Newfoundland :

 

[Bloatedtoad]

The Australian, Irishman, & Newfie.

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar.
They're staring at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, 'It's Jesus!'

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molson Canadian.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus Approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.

As he let s go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'

Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

'What's wrong my son?' asked Jesus.

The Newfie shouts, 'f*ck off, I'm on workers compensation.'


:lmao: Gotta love a good Newfie joke.
& The Newfies. :awe: