The Cheesiest Site Ever!!

[27PurpleRoses]

You guys gotta check out the new Blue Lagoon Website!! It's the wrost thing I've ever seen! Who authorized, created, and approved this!!??

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Enjoy www.bluelagoonmassage.com/

 

[PuppyMama]

Holy shit.

This website is so bad, it's good.

The girl swinging by is absolutely hilarious, and the girls jumping into the pool look like dead bodies being tossed into the ocean.

Thanks for the link to what is without a doubt the funniest MP website around.

 

[starlet51490]

The girls look like they're hanging on to big flying straws. And what happens to the girl who drops out of the sky and lands with a splash in the pool? She just evaporates when she hits the water. Perhaps the pool is actually an acid bath.

The whole opening animation makes me think of the Playboy bunny scene in Apocalypse Now, with the girls being picked up by the helicopter, and people clinging to it as it takes off. Chaotic, freaky... and not exactly arousing.

 

[Kim]

The entire site is terrible. I'd go back to the latest version and demand my $$ back.

I've always said this about stupid products. Especially horrible car colours, like lime green. Some idiot came up with the idea. Some retard approved it, and some retarded retard said "that looks good, I'll take one".

 

[einreb]

Yah, assuming that they actually paid for it.

 

[ariel]

I so very much doubt that the brain trust at BL intended it as such but I agree with your wholeheartedly!

 

[crayzblonde]

looks like KBear needs to step in and teach these guys how to use Photoshop,LOL. But two thing come to mind that struck me as especially funny. 1) that $10 off a nude reverse coupon because Blue Lagoon has such a bad rep already, just imagine how bad the service would be if you shaved another $10 off the cost, finale would be not a HJ but repeated punches to the testes . 2) If Hope is not giving a good slide, you could request to get the slide from her blue teddy bear instead!

 

[AF.Colonel]

The only thing missing from the opening sequence is the theme to:

"MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS....."

 

[zcall27]

http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com/displayatt.php?id=24

Don't let the fun stop at the home page.

Check out the profiles as well.
What's with the silly looking "exotic" (lol) backgrounds. ROTFFLMFAO!!

This looks like an 8th grade web-design student did this.
I still can't believe it!!!

 

[GucciGirl]

Frankie has to be the worst MPA name in the history of bad MPA names. Sounds like an overweight italian guy who wears wrestling t shirts. Too make it even funnier, Blue Lagoon's Frankie is asian. Heheheheh.

http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com/displayatt.php?id=24

 

[Pompal 09.]

Blue Lagoon deserved a website like this .... just terrible. Finally matches up to the kind of service they provide.

 

[Leon B]

Hey!!! Even an eighth grader would do a better job than this site. It truly is horrible.

 

[Brya]

I think the pool if from a spot in Barbados. I think they've used it in Barbados TV commercials.

But yes, that sight is awful. Thankfully, I have never visited Blue Lagoon. Once or twice in my very early days I sat in the parking lot there and thought about it but never actually went in!

 

[cattledog]

That is a horrible web site. On top of that, Inga looks like a man.

 

[Jm e]

Just tried the site and now all you get is a screen saying that the account has been suspended... LMFAO!!!!

 

[Hiram]

Just tried it too, says Account Suspended. Probably just as well based on all the comments.

 

[BikerChick]

sorry i missed it....