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A new tribe in the mountains is found, so TV presenter Daniel Howard decides to ask the leader a few questions for a TV interview...
What is your happiest mountain memory? asked Mr Howard
Well, you see, this one time a cow got lost in the forest. When we found it, we had a big celebration and took it in turns to **** the cow... Replied the chief, a slight smile spreading across his face
Howard looked at him as if he had just raped him instead of the cowSir, you're on national TV... could you be less... well... crude? could you tell me your second best memory?
This one time, a goat got lost in the...
Does it involve more ****? asked Howard
How did you guess? the chief replied with a smile
Just tell me your worst memory then! snapped Howard
Well, I once got lost in the forest...
What is your happiest mountain memory? asked Mr Howard
Well, you see, this one time a cow got lost in the forest. When we found it, we had a big celebration and took it in turns to **** the cow... Replied the chief, a slight smile spreading across his face
Howard looked at him as if he had just raped him instead of the cowSir, you're on national TV... could you be less... well... crude? could you tell me your second best memory?
This one time, a goat got lost in the...
Does it involve more ****? asked Howard
How did you guess? the chief replied with a smile
Just tell me your worst memory then! snapped Howard
Well, I once got lost in the forest...