A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome **** he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of ****-fights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my ****?" All the choirboys stood up.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of ****-fights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my ****?" All the choirboys stood up.