The day i saw a slim shady

[Pompal 09.]

I was going through the sofa the other day, being that its getting close to the first. see i don't charge friends rent but any money or weed that falls in the sofa belongs to the house. i came away with 85 in loonies and toonies and another 15 in loose change (two joints and a chunk of hash). Off i go sk8ing my way up around center and 16th N. i end up seeing a shady lookin mug parking his old school k mart kart in some bushes (i knew right away i was in the presence of a legend) i also knew this area was now a bust he surely scooped up any deal that was to be had.

seeing the number three bus coming i cross the street and get ready to hitch a bumper pull dt. gettin dt i hit up petro can and do a couple banister slides, thinkin i might get some female attention and not have to do any pooning. Sadly security came running out after just a few minutes, normally i would fuck with them but i got cash and a overdue ctrain ticket that has to be pay or stay by now forsure. So i roll out standing tall and head back towards home at center and 16th i see the k kart is gone.... slim must have split the scean in a hurry!

i turn to cross the street and shit there it my probation officer! what am i gonna do i am to be at work or in school not out skateboarding . shit shit shit i open the only door near by and dive in. to my suprize i am welcomed by a 45ish year old red head in high heels and a labcoat claiming the name Gina.
she says its 40 for a half i say grande lead the way. into a room dark with a $10 clock radio playing something or other, she leaves tells me to undress and she will be back. i'm thinking is this place is legit shit,

start snooping for tell tale signs ie wrappers, hand lotion and rubber gloves... it's a hat trick all three i drop trow and grab a hand full of lotion i makin sure i get some extras cause i only have $60 left now. she comes in i'm on the chair strokin she says well thats new! i tell her it's the lab coat and heels see she looks like an old science teacher of mine. she goes further and tells me
she used to be a teacher in the USSR. i just about pop and for a door fee only no less. she calls me to the table i stand there hands on the table waiting to be spanked or something she reaches one hand under my ass and grabs my balls reaches around with the other and starts going to town. i am loving this but shit what is this costing me

i tell her i wasn't expecting a $40 door fee cause i dont stay ever if it's $40 but today i had no choice. i only have another 40 she sayes thats ok lay down on the table,she goes over to the dresser and gets what i assumed was oil. she comes back lubes me up with an overdose of oil till it is running down my ass stroking me and whamo i get the shocker.she had a rubber glove on i fuckin near lept out of my skin.i thanked her but said thats a no go area. she says to bad she like s to do prostate milking. i said what else do you do she tells me if i had a condom she would blow me. so i just relaxed and let mrs. Gina work her magic

so thats it 40 plus 40 its a health studio accross from where peepers used to be same side as the brick just a few doors south

happy pooning the apprentice $20 in the red

 

[casi]

nice review but for those of us who don't know where that is can you give us a name of the studio

 

[Balasubrahmanyam]

Sounds like Gina from Optima, at the corner of 16th Ave and Center St. N.

I have not been there for a long time but Gina was working there as well as some asians.

I think that she is up there in years.

 

[Beckster]

they changed the name to oceans and when I dropped by there prices had skyrocketed so i jetted

hmmm
the old optima gang is 10 blocks north of the old brick

i wonder which place he actually went to
????