A lonely frog visited a famous Psychic. After seating him comfortably in a nice scooped out melon, with grated coconut for bedding (she was a very expensive psychic), she asked 'Right Cedric, and what do you want to know?".
"Please", he croaked, "What does my future hold?"
The very expensive Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
Cedric quivers with delight, he is so thrilled!! "Oh this is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "In a jar in biology class.
"Please", he croaked, "What does my future hold?"
The very expensive Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
Cedric quivers with delight, he is so thrilled!! "Oh this is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "In a jar in biology class.