the indian cow

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Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!)

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is
a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the
UPSC(IAS)Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His
whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species,
Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as
for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but
not like similar animals.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is
not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and
he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the
cow.......

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS,
in bihar..... where else..

 

[Lloyd]

REPOST several times..

but its still the funniest thing i have ever read..:rofl:

 

[iifachsy]

hehe good one..I posted it few months back

 

[kathryn3808]

This is done by some jerk who dont like or was pissed off by some bihari...lolz..
noone would ask for a essay on cow in IAS exams..