The Massage Report has been updated....

[ANTHONY R]

Hey guys,

This is Uncle Ernie, from the one and only Massage Report. Over the past few days I have added merchandise section, an attendent memorabilia section and a hall of fame section.

Each item can be bid on, through my e mail at [email protected].

Would like to give a special thanks to Paul, Kayla and the girls of IT/HFH, for their cooperation in helping me gather the girls bio's and memorabilia.

Hope you all enjoy the new sections, and have a good evening.

 

[Violette]

The Massage Report

Thanks for letting us know Nunky Ern. I still haven't had a chance to peruse the updates as of yet ...

 

[jeffmesa35]

No one's favorite wrestler was the Great Tito Santana ....... some wrestlers picked were Anvil and Spike Dudley ......... my "Latino Senses" are tingling, something is very fishy!!

Tito "Everyone's Favorite Latino" Santana

 

[AdminAVZ]

Thank you for the updates Uncle Ernie. I just dropped $300 on various items including some teddy bears, golf shirts and baseball hats.
Also, I am placing bids of $100 for Tarah's "Words of Passion" CD $200 for Alexis' apple and $300 for a lock of Cameron's hair.

P.S: I knew Jade had good taste in massageplanet.netites.

 

[oneof5]

OK, the Mya Teddy is a sexy little thing, isn't she ? ... but the whole HFH set is gonna look great lying there on my bed spread ...

Petey, I'm going after Camerons lock in a locket. I just bid $200.01

PS I notice Lemmy has good taste in posters.

 

[goodfella]

Unky Ern....

How much mileage is on Jenny's Pinto? I just gotta have it ever since my old Pinto wagon was sent to junkyard heaven. Boy I really miss that little bubble window!

 

[Megan B]

Hey fellas,

Thanks for all the bids. So far the most popular items have been : 1) Tarah's CD - Humble D actually bid $5,000

2)Cameron's hair locket - Some guy named Tyrell put down $1,500

3) Alexis apple - Some guy named Raul Juliani bid $800.00

4) Vanessa's tank top - Raul put down $750.00 and said he would give me a dozen banana bread muffins (he must know they are my favourite)

5) Salvatore's likeness - The massageplanet.net moderators bid $550.00

Ref,

There are around 5,000 miles on it. Although, the back of the car is all mashed up.Jenny accidently thought "R" stood for radio, and put the car into "R" and floored it right into a brick wall. Besides that, the Pinto is in peak condition.

 

[Rana]

Fuck Tyrell ! ... mutherfucker !!! $2000 !!!

I'm getting fuckin diaper rash, the red list the blood shed fest
fist to fist on the mic you're left headless !

Yeah !