The Queen and George Bush are having a chat in B. Palace when George comes onto the subject of Britain and how much he admires it.
"You know," he said, "I love the British way of life. So much, in fact, that I've decided to turn America into a kingdom."
"You can't do that!" the Queen exclaims. "To have a kingdom you need to be a king; and you are no king, Mr. Bush."
"Okay, then I'll make it an empire."
"Sorry, you can't do that. To have an empire you need to be an emperor!"
"A..alright, then..."
"Look, Mr. Bush," the Queen interupted, "I don't see what the problem is! I think you're doing fine as a country."
"You know," he said, "I love the British way of life. So much, in fact, that I've decided to turn America into a kingdom."
"You can't do that!" the Queen exclaims. "To have a kingdom you need to be a king; and you are no king, Mr. Bush."
"Okay, then I'll make it an empire."
"Sorry, you can't do that. To have an empire you need to be an emperor!"
"A..alright, then..."
"Look, Mr. Bush," the Queen interupted, "I don't see what the problem is! I think you're doing fine as a country."